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Is Swine Fever level 5 and harder than Call of Duty level 4?
Get you two - flash gits I will not be gagged
Who ya gonna call: Flu-busters? The health-scare ‘experts’ are having a field day with their Doomsday predictions. One virologist, on the basis of precisely nothing, said swine flu could become crossed with bird flu and mutate into an ‘ Armageddon’ strain.I suppose we’d have to call that ‘flying pig flu’. Meanwhile, every family in Britain is being sent a leaflet on how to cope with swine flu. Why? What a complete waste of time and money. We’re capable of reading the papers. Is there anyone in the country who isn’t aware of this alleged pandemic? This patronising pamphlet tells us to remember to wash our hands, and to ring our doctor if we experience ’flu-like symptoms. Who else do they think we’re going to call? The AA? Ghostbusters? Anyway, this mailshot won’t start landing on doormats until the middle of next week — by which time anyone with swine flu will either have died or, much more likely, got better. It’s right that the Government stockpiles anti-flu drugs. But spare us the wasteful, infantile ‘advice’. Here’s another tip. If you do contract swine flu, you can always use this ludicrous leaflet as a hankie.
Morning all. I have not succumbed yet, although I do feel a tad jaded this morning
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 01, 2009, 08:47:48 AMMorning all. I have not succumbed yet, although I do feel a tad jaded this morning Keep away then!