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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #210 on: May 01, 2009, 08:56:23 AM »
Morning all. I have not succumbed yet, although I do feel a tad jaded this morning  surrender:
Keep away then!  scared2:

Self inflicted, BM.  redface:

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #211 on: May 01, 2009, 09:02:47 AM »
We need to form a survivors support group - perhaps we can apply for government funding - we are,  after all, a diverse enough bunch to hit most of the  'needy' criteria  whistle:

I am up for that, will we have a band? You cant have a proper support group without a band.

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #212 on: May 01, 2009, 09:05:29 AM »
We need to form a survivors support group - perhaps we can apply for government funding - we are,  after all, a diverse enough bunch to hit most of the  'needy' criteria  whistle:

I am up for that, will we have a band? You cant have a proper support group without a band.

Yes GOS, we can have a band...  ::)
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #213 on: May 01, 2009, 09:06:38 AM »
Outstanding! Now about the uniform.....

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #214 on: May 01, 2009, 09:07:22 AM »
Outstanding! Now about the uniform.....

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Is that entirely necessary ???

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #215 on: May 01, 2009, 09:13:04 AM »
Outstanding! Now about the uniform.....
I think you look rather dapper in your fatigues and gas mask...
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #216 on: May 01, 2009, 09:20:13 AM »
Outstanding! Now about the uniform.....

 eeek:

Is that entirely necessary ???


Well yes, the memsahibs love a lad in a uniform

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #217 on: May 01, 2009, 09:21:58 AM »
Outstanding! Now about the uniform.....
I think you look rather dapper in your fatigues and gas mask...
Fatigues? Bloody fatigues! It's bloody battle dress. I bet you were in the Flying Corp rubschin:

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #218 on: May 01, 2009, 09:22:41 AM »
Outstanding! Now about the uniform.....
I think you look rather dapper in your fatigues and gas mask...
Fatigues? Bloody fatigues! It's bloody battle dress. I bet you were in the Flying Corp rubschin:
I'm too young...  redface:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #219 on: May 01, 2009, 09:42:39 AM »
Outstanding! Now about the uniform.....
eeek:
Is that entirely necessary ???
Well yes, the memsahibs love a lad in a uniform

Depends which sort surely  rubschin:

Some uniforms are much more preferable than others  eyes:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #220 on: May 01, 2009, 10:24:30 AM »
Outstanding! Now about the uniform.....
I think you look rather dapper in your fatigues and gas mask...
Fatigues? Bloody fatigues! It's bloody battle dress. I bet you were in the Flying Corp rubschin:


No we didn't have "fatigues" either ~ at least not to wear. BM has been watching too many American "We won the War" films. The Yanks are the only outfit that call their battle dress "fatigues" ~ mainly, I have long suspected, because they don't like to get their pretty uniforms dirty.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #221 on: May 01, 2009, 10:48:49 AM »



http://timesnews.typepad.com/news/2009/05/the-sound-of-swine-flu-and-its-not-coughing.html?OTC-widgets&ATTR=tolblogs 

Electric organs, sombre synths and a variety of syncopated drum rythyms.

This is the song of swine flu, according to musician Stephan Zielinski who has strung up the virus's two key proteins to make an algorithm that can be listened to.



Now why on earth didn't I think of doing this. ::)
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #222 on: May 01, 2009, 10:54:10 AM »



http://timesnews.typepad.com/news/2009/05/the-sound-of-swine-flu-and-its-not-coughing.html?OTC-widgets&ATTR=tolblogs 

Electric organs, sombre synths and a variety of syncopated drum rythyms.

This is the song of swine flu, according to musician Stephan Zielinski who has strung up the virus's two key proteins to make an algorithm that can be listened to.



Now why on earth didn't I think of doing this. ::)
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #223 on: May 01, 2009, 10:54:30 AM »
If I click on the link that says "Listen Here" will my 'puter get the virus?
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #224 on: May 01, 2009, 11:26:26 AM »
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WHAT ARE THE SYMPTOMS?
Some of the symptoms are the sudden onset of fever, cough or shortness of breath. Other symptoms can include headache, sore throat, tiredness, aching muscles, chills, sneezing, runny nose or loss of appetite.

Wenchy is a goner (except for the loss of appetite bit, obviuosly)  noooo:
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