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Online Barman

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #255 on: May 04, 2009, 09:10:44 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 04, 2009, 09:08:11 AM
Nope. Much overrated these pandemic thingies are.
Bah! All money on GOS then...?  rubschin:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #256 on: May 04, 2009, 12:05:59 PM »
I have a stiff neck this morning, do you think I have the flu?

Perhaps the Viagra bow-tie was a mistake.  rubschin:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #257 on: May 05, 2009, 12:20:15 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 03, 2009, 05:37:32 AM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on May 02, 2009, 01:51:56 PM
Are the Ayrabs still claiming that the swine flu is punishment on the infidels from Allah and that musliims will not get swine flue because they don't eat pork?

Have the been any reported cases in the Arab world?
No, they've renamed it 'Hallal Flu'...  whistle:

Funny you should mention that. Israel is refusing to call their snoutbreak swine flu as pigs arent kosher. lol:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #258 on: May 05, 2009, 07:43:46 AM »
Still alive  happy088
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #259 on: May 05, 2009, 02:34:56 PM »
I am going to burn my gas mask in protest!

Not so much as a sniffle let alone piles of corpses.  noooo:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #260 on: May 05, 2009, 02:47:26 PM »
I know ~ very disappointing.

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #261 on: May 05, 2009, 03:03:56 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 05, 2009, 02:47:26 PM
I know ~ very disappointing.

If only - Linky

happy088

"recipes for brain finger foods"  cloud9:

Shame really, I am really good at fighting zombies.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #262 on: May 05, 2009, 03:07:23 PM »
"If you feel yourself passing away, then notice your strength and vigor returning at an alarming rate, please attempt to restrain yourself to prevent infection and harm to others."

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #263 on: May 05, 2009, 03:43:28 PM »
They've shut a school near me...  rubschin: ....  scared2:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #264 on: May 05, 2009, 04:03:38 PM »
Well it is quite late in the afternoon and lessons have finished.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #265 on: May 05, 2009, 04:47:38 PM »
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Latest Update Tuesday 5th May 11.15 a.m.
PLEASE NOTE:

We will be using this web site to update parents and pupils on the situation and to give details of re-arranged exams (see below), how pupils can receive work to study at home this week and about any school events which we are trying to re-schedule.

As the School community will be aware, we were informed yesterday, Monday 4th May, that 6 pupils had been tested and confirmed as having influenza A type H1N1. We acted immediately working to instructions from the Health Protection Agency (HPA), in consultation with the Director of Public Health in Southwark, to close the School up to and including Sunday 10th May, cancelling all associated events (the Year 7 Parents' Evening scheduled for this evening has been cancelled). We have been told by the HPA to plan for business as usual next week after this 7 day closure.

Our priority yesterday was to arrange for all parents to be given a one-to-one medical consultation with an HPA medical practitioner (a team of GPs and nurses) and then purely as a precaution to be offered, with medical advice, preventative antiviral medication (Tamiflu) for pupils at the School.  Similarly, we have offered such medication to all employees.

Yesterday evening more than 90% of Senior School parents collected the medication being offered by the HPA.  The remaining Senior School parents and the Junior School parents are being invited in this afternoon (timings given below) to receive medical advice and to be offered Tamiflu for their children.

Plus, the concert I was intending to go to next week in the area might be cancelled  cry:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #266 on: May 06, 2009, 09:13:51 AM »
Overreaction as usual  ::)

I'm still alive  happy088
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #267 on: May 06, 2009, 09:20:20 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 06, 2009, 09:13:51 AM
Overreaction as usual  ::)

I'm still alive  happy088

How can we be sure you aren't a ghost writer?  whistle:

I think that we should send Nick round to check up on you...
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #268 on: May 06, 2009, 09:36:01 AM »
Now we have a swine flu tsar  ::)

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #269 on: May 06, 2009, 09:38:15 AM »
I notice his remit is only for England though  whistle:
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