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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #270 on: May 06, 2009, 11:10:40 AM »
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #271 on: May 07, 2009, 09:24:08 AM »
Just opened a jiffy bag from Mother Wench. Oh good I think wonder what delights she has sent. Antibactirial gel in travel sizes.  Banghead
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #272 on: May 07, 2009, 09:25:40 AM »
Are you supposed to eat it or what?  rubschin:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #273 on: May 07, 2009, 09:30:26 AM »
Apparently it is to carry on my bag and use after getting off the train and touching supermarket trolley handles.  ::) Swine flu panic has landed chez Wench family.  ::)
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #274 on: May 07, 2009, 09:31:43 AM »
Carry a tank and a nozzle and spray everyone within six feet of you at all times. You know it makes sense
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #275 on: May 07, 2009, 09:33:59 AM »
I found the tourettes impression is pretty good at keeping all away from me on public transport.  redface:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #276 on: May 07, 2009, 09:37:21 AM »
Which reminds me...........
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #277 on: May 07, 2009, 09:43:52 AM »
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #278 on: May 07, 2009, 10:11:29 AM »
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #279 on: May 07, 2009, 10:37:26 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 07, 2009, 10:11:29 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 07, 2009, 09:37:21 AM
Which reminds me...........
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #280 on: May 07, 2009, 10:38:48 AM »
I have to order some train tickets. That's all  noooo:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #281 on: May 07, 2009, 10:43:01 AM »
Well you remembered an hour ago ~ done it yet?  noooo:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #282 on: May 07, 2009, 10:43:23 AM »
Just getting onto it now boss!
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #283 on: May 07, 2009, 10:44:43 AM »
 doh:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #284 on: May 07, 2009, 10:45:15 AM »
Be fair Snoop, he had to remember HOW to order the tickets next.  whistle:
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