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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #330 on: May 11, 2009, 02:07:46 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 11, 2009, 02:05:31 PM
May 11. Still no leaflet  ::)

"... urgently, to every household in the land... "  ::)

I haven' t got one either...wonder what it says  noooo:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #331 on: May 11, 2009, 02:11:51 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 11, 2009, 02:06:45 PM
Got mine Saturday ~ must read it sometime.
I wouldn't... some bastard at the printers prolly sneezed all over it...  noooo:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #332 on: May 11, 2009, 02:50:58 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 11, 2009, 02:07:46 PM
Quote from: Pastis on May 11, 2009, 02:05:31 PM
May 11. Still no leaflet  ::)

"... urgently, to every household in the land... "  ::)

I haven' t got one either...wonder what it says  noooo:

Apparently Gordo is having 2 versions printed and its taking longer than planned to get the ones designed for people who will vote him out next year even though it only has 1 instruction:

"Cover head with plastic bag".
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #333 on: May 11, 2009, 03:05:22 PM »
Got mine today.

It seems I am not going to die in a pool of snot anytime soon.

I can order the leaflet on audio tape if I have gone blind, also in a welsh version. After all, most welsh speakers cant speak English can they?


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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #334 on: May 12, 2009, 07:30:04 AM »
Have a bit of a sniffle and sore throat this morning.  eeek:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #335 on: May 12, 2009, 07:34:55 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 12, 2009, 07:30:04 AM
Have a bit of a sniffle and sore throat this morning.  eeek:

 happy100

Did you eat Mexican last night  rubschin:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #336 on: May 12, 2009, 07:39:51 AM »
I had a bag of chilli flavoured Doritos.  rubschin:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #337 on: May 12, 2009, 07:59:31 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 12, 2009, 07:30:04 AM
Have a bit of a sniffle and sore throat this morning.  eeek:
I tole you! It was that leaflet....  scared2:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #338 on: May 12, 2009, 08:42:36 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 12, 2009, 07:39:51 AM
I had a bag of chilli flavoured Doritos.  rubschin: 

The VP doctor would recommend that you take some time off work and take a short break....without the pocket drainers of course  8) . This will of course all be funded by the Government as they are being extremely generous at the moment and no  un/reasonable offer is refused.

Send us a postcard  lol:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #339 on: May 12, 2009, 09:41:26 AM »
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090511/tuk-brits-in-egypt-held-at-gunpoint-over-45dbed5.html

Stewart Harbut, his pregnant wife Sasha, and their four young children claim they were "pinned down" at Sharm El Shiek International Hospital while doctors forced them to give swabs.

The family  had earlier been bundled into the back of van and driven from Sharm El Shiek airport to the hospital with a full police escort.

When Mr Harbut, an engineer, tried to leave the hospital after being kept in a "filthy" isolation unit overnight he was confronted by three armed guards who blocked his way.

Tests eventually confirmed that none of the family had the infection.

Speaking from their Red Sea resort hotel after being "released" Mr Harbut, 37, said he had been treated like a drug smuggler.

He said travellers should be warned about the level of panic in Egypt, a country which plans to kill all of its 300,000 pigs, against World Health Organisation advice.

I am going there in July  scared2:

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #340 on: May 12, 2009, 09:43:16 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 12, 2009, 09:41:26 AM
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090511/tuk-brits-in-egypt-held-at-gunpoint-over-45dbed5.html

Stewart Harbut, his pregnant wife Sasha, and their four young children claim they were "pinned down" at Sharm El Shiek International Hospital while doctors forced them to give swabs.

The family  had earlier been bundled into the back of van and driven from Sharm El Shiek airport to the hospital with a full police escort.

When Mr Harbut, an engineer, tried to leave the hospital after being kept in a "filthy" isolation unit overnight he was confronted by three armed guards who blocked his way.

Tests eventually confirmed that none of the family had the infection.

Speaking from their Red Sea resort hotel after being "released" Mr Harbut, 37, said he had been treated like a drug smuggler.

He said travellers should be warned about the level of panic in Egypt, a country which plans to kill all of its 300,000 pigs, against World Health Organisation advice.

I am going there in July  scared2:


Don't sneeze!  point:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #341 on: May 12, 2009, 09:45:06 AM »
Or wear this T shirt  lol:

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #342 on: May 12, 2009, 09:45:29 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 12, 2009, 09:41:26 AM
I am going there in July  scared2:

Hmm hordes of armed guards vs jetlagged Miss D....









They don't stand a chance.  lol:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #343 on: May 16, 2009, 11:56:42 AM »


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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #344 on: May 17, 2009, 03:50:49 PM »
Still no leaflet  noooo:

I must be immune  angel1
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