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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #360 on: May 17, 2009, 07:25:39 PM »
The NHS in Scotland has a different Swine Flu Checker. I tried that.

It told me to dial 999 too!!!  eeek:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #361 on: May 17, 2009, 07:26:27 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 17, 2009, 07:24:42 PM
I'm not clicking it....they will probably be able to trace me and then put me in solitary confinement in a pink boiler suit  eeek:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #362 on: May 17, 2009, 08:06:17 PM »
Good Luck Nick ~ See you in a week or two ............... They only run a few tests ....... anal probes and such like I 'spect, and if you are all clear they'll let you go home again. 'Course if they start feeding you acorns or apple sauce you know you've had it like.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #363 on: May 17, 2009, 08:10:09 PM »
It's a stoopid test.. They ask you if you have visited any countries on a list. 'United Kingdom' is one  ::) Well of course I have, I fooking live here.  ::)

THen one of a list of symptoms. Headache and suchlike.

Then it's all DIAL 999 NOW!!
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #364 on: May 17, 2009, 08:26:10 PM »
It's the anal probe you don't fancy isn't it? ~ You are silly, it's only a little prick.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #365 on: May 17, 2009, 08:32:43 PM »
That's what they said last time  scared2:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #366 on: May 18, 2009, 03:53:53 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 17, 2009, 08:26:10 PM
It's the anal probe you don't fancy isn't it? ~ You are silly, it's only a little prick.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #367 on: May 18, 2009, 06:55:02 AM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8054476.stm

Fourteen new cases of swine flu have been confirmed in England, the Health Protection Agency has said


How many times did you click on that site yesterday Nick  rubschin:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #368 on: May 18, 2009, 07:41:30 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 18, 2009, 06:55:02 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8054476.stm

Fourteen new cases of swine flu have been confirmed in England, the Health Protection Agency has said


How many times did you click on that site yesterday Nick  rubschin:
I was thinking that...  lol:

Every time Nick got the 'Dial 999' response the counter clicked up one!  point:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #369 on: May 18, 2009, 07:43:24 AM »
I feel a bit better today. It might have been a mild case. Oink
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #370 on: May 18, 2009, 07:49:38 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 18, 2009, 07:43:24 AM
I feel a bit better today. It might have been a mild case. Oink

Was it wine fever then  rubschin:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #371 on: May 18, 2009, 07:51:54 AM »
I took a couple of codeine pills I had left over from Donna days. Wonderful dreams  eyes: cloud9:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #372 on: May 18, 2009, 07:53:11 AM »
Have you analysed their meanings ...what does it tell you  Popcorn:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #373 on: May 18, 2009, 07:54:15 AM »
I can't remember them now like, but jolly realistic!
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #374 on: May 18, 2009, 09:38:25 AM »
Check the sheets!
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