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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #465 on: June 02, 2009, 08:20:39 PM »
2 people critically ill with Swine Flu in Scotland ...and no word from Nick  sad24:

It's the deep-fried Mars Bars I tell you. Leaves them open to all sorts of infections

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #466 on: June 02, 2009, 09:12:53 PM »
Cue Eccles Voice "You filthy rotten swine you!"
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #467 on: June 02, 2009, 09:20:37 PM »
rubschin:  I think I'll leave my mask in place for the time being then...

Think I'll join you

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #468 on: June 03, 2009, 08:00:14 PM »
Oink  scared2:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #469 on: June 03, 2009, 09:24:41 PM »
I reckon we'll be at Level 6 by July ... the numbers are increasing  8)
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #470 on: June 06, 2009, 06:11:09 PM »
Spreading faster now.....

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #471 on: June 06, 2009, 06:14:17 PM »
Oink!  redface:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #472 on: June 07, 2009, 07:58:01 AM »

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #473 on: June 10, 2009, 08:18:29 PM »
This could account for Nick's silence  rubschin:

The number of confirmed swine flu cases in Scotland roared past 300 as the NHS investigated more than 500 "possible cases" and world health officials considered raising the severity of the epidemic to its highest level  eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #474 on: June 11, 2009, 12:39:28 PM »
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #475 on: June 11, 2009, 12:48:19 PM »
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #476 on: June 11, 2009, 02:00:49 PM »
scared2:

Everyone, put your masks on (except BM who will wear his bucket)
Bucket at the ready!  bom
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #477 on: June 11, 2009, 02:01:36 PM »
If you sneeze inside it you may go deaf
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #478 on: June 11, 2009, 02:05:09 PM »
If you sneeze inside it you may go deaf
Or my eyes pop out through the eye hole like...  eeek:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #479 on: June 11, 2009, 02:30:07 PM »
You might scare off the regulars  eeek:


Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"