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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #540 on: July 02, 2009, 06:17:54 PM »
Wot ~ you gonna teach it to do tricks or summat?
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #541 on: July 02, 2009, 06:30:54 PM »
I only teach old dogs those  whistle:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #542 on: July 02, 2009, 06:35:14 PM »
 eyes: I may hold you to that.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #543 on: July 02, 2009, 07:27:37 PM »
I have Swine Flu training on Monday - that should be interesting  Shrugs:
Popcorn:

Will we ALL die?  sad32:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #544 on: July 02, 2009, 07:31:12 PM »
It is inevitable  whistle:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #545 on: July 02, 2009, 07:38:24 PM »
Are they covering wills? If we ALL die who gets the money?






















Ha, they have forgotten that!!
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #546 on: July 02, 2009, 07:39:34 PM »
What money ?  - aren't we all in debt up to the eyeballs  noooo:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #547 on: July 02, 2009, 07:48:14 PM »
Assets!
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #548 on: July 02, 2009, 08:04:38 PM »
Language!
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #549 on: July 02, 2009, 08:10:23 PM »
 eeek:

Will the bath overflow?
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #550 on: July 02, 2009, 08:12:11 PM »
Eh  Shrugs:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #551 on: July 02, 2009, 08:18:30 PM »
DO I have to go back to BM's bucket?  whistle:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #552 on: July 03, 2009, 11:41:20 AM »
First swine flu death in London 
A 19-year-old man has died after getting swine flu in London, health authorities have said.
London, where more than 1,900 people have contracted the disease, is the second worst-affected area in the UK.


2 weeks and counting before I go on holiday  cloud9:  .....any infected, parasitic, flu infested creature that dares try and give me swine flu before then will be torn apart hair by hair and sliced into a thousand pork scratchings  evil:

 
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #553 on: July 03, 2009, 11:51:53 AM »
I come into contact with very few people in my day to day life, even the kids no longer go to school so are not likely to bring it home with them BUT I do spend a lot of time in doctors waiting rooms, consulting rooms and hospitals.
So I figure I am likely to get it sooner rather than later.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #554 on: July 03, 2009, 11:53:28 AM »
We shall listen out for any oinking then
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