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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #570 on: July 03, 2009, 01:10:53 PM »
Yep - I'm being trained on Monday  confused2:

Trained to do what exactly?
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #571 on: July 03, 2009, 01:12:10 PM »


I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #572 on: July 06, 2009, 12:20:06 PM »
I am off to be trained in the art of the swine shortly....

MMmmmm looking forward to seeing the agenda

[1] Don't panic

[2] Don't panic

[3] Don't panic

[4] Don't panic

[5] Don't panic

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #573 on: July 06, 2009, 12:27:29 PM »
Wear a mask, just in case like

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #574 on: July 06, 2009, 12:50:56 PM »
Being a council meeting I would imagine the discussion will centre on how to get away with collecting the dead on a fortnightly basis.

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #575 on: July 06, 2009, 12:53:01 PM »
Indeed the mortuary overspill is a big consideration  8)

You will laugh but the back up is a car park with portable refrigeration units  whistle:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #576 on: July 06, 2009, 12:53:49 PM »
Do they have any room for my surplus broccoli?
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #577 on: July 06, 2009, 01:04:23 PM »
Indeed the mortuary overspill is a big consideration  8)

You will laugh but the back up is a car park with portable refrigeration units  whistle:

Why would I laugh when I know it to be standard emergency planning?  angel1
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #578 on: July 06, 2009, 01:05:15 PM »
Well they could just use a mahoosive patio
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #579 on: July 06, 2009, 01:08:51 PM »
 doh:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #580 on: July 06, 2009, 01:11:10 PM »
The pub will have its own pig flu expert...  cloud9:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #581 on: July 06, 2009, 01:18:08 PM »
It's about time we had an expert on summat  noooo:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #582 on: July 06, 2009, 01:20:57 PM »
It's about time we had an expert on summat  noooo:
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We could call on GOS for marching advice...  razz:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #583 on: July 06, 2009, 01:21:53 PM »
VP Expert Checklist:

1. Marching
2. Pig Flu (Theory Part 1)
3. Young's Beer through the Ages
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Thank Christ we never entered a pub quiz league  noooo:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #584 on: July 06, 2009, 01:25:54 PM »
We do have an expert on chaos tho...  whistle:
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