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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #645 on: July 15, 2009, 07:50:00 PM »
Yes. And. So. What.

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #646 on: July 15, 2009, 08:10:13 PM »
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Welsh people die. A nation rejoices

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #647 on: July 16, 2009, 08:43:01 AM »
We have several of our staff ringing to say they ' feel ' like they have sore throats and as the advice is to stay away from others they had best stay at home.

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #648 on: July 16, 2009, 08:45:26 AM »
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Re: We are all going to die!
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I see in today's rag that anyone who imagines they have swine flu will be encouraged to take two weeks off work.

I predict an epidemic!
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #649 on: July 16, 2009, 08:55:35 AM »
Yes. And. So. What.

Well the person who told us yesterday morning was calling to say her little boy, who was due to be here on a sleepover with Minimus this coming weekend, has been playing with the child who, along with its mother, has been confirmed as having Swine Flu in Colwyn Bay whilst she, the caller, was going into Walton Hospital, Scallypool for an operation. She said "I don't suppose you want him to come for the weekend now". We said "Well obviously not and we think you had better tell the hospital also as they are unlikely to want you in there as a potential carrier either".

Last evening the local paper came out with the headline I posted.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #650 on: July 16, 2009, 08:56:28 AM »
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #651 on: July 16, 2009, 11:00:29 AM »
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How about The All New Virtual Pub Swine Flue Death Lottery Quiz Bingo?

Any takers?
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #652 on: July 16, 2009, 11:01:39 AM »
rubschin:

How about The All New Virtual Pub Swine Flue Death Lottery Quiz Bingo?

Any takers?

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #653 on: July 16, 2009, 11:02:52 AM »
How's that work then?

Oh look:

Cherie 'has suspected swine flu'

Shame.

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #654 on: July 16, 2009, 11:03:11 AM »
I suppose there would be rools?
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #655 on: July 16, 2009, 11:03:19 AM »
rubschin:

How about The All New Virtual Pub Swine Flue Death Lottery Quiz Bingo?

Any takers?

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Another good idea gone up in smoke.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #656 on: July 16, 2009, 11:05:43 AM »
rubschin:

How about The All New Virtual Pub Swine Flue Death Lottery Quiz Bingo?

Any takers?

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #657 on: July 16, 2009, 11:06:29 AM »
How's that work then?

Oh look:

Cherie 'has suspected swine flu'

Shame.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #658 on: July 16, 2009, 11:07:59 AM »
What card?
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #659 on: July 16, 2009, 11:16:54 AM »
What card?
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