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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #735 on: December 16, 2009, 09:02:16 AM »
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #736 on: December 16, 2009, 10:26:10 AM »
If they spoke ~ they lied. cussing:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #737 on: January 08, 2010, 01:24:49 PM »
Whatever happened to it ey?

Not a squeak or an oink for weeks now. rubschin:

P'raps the nippy weather killed it off with the aphids like? rubschin:

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #738 on: January 08, 2010, 01:26:51 PM »
Pastis has been suffering.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #739 on: January 08, 2010, 01:30:31 PM »
Pastis has been suffering.

Apart from him though?
I've not 'eard of anyone complaining of even a cold or man flue for weeks now tbh.

This nippy weather is our saviour I reckon. cloud9:

Down to a most pleasant 45 F in Growler Towers now. No breeding bugs in here like....well that's my excuse for not 'avin' the heating on. ;)
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #740 on: January 08, 2010, 01:32:46 PM »
I know quite a few friends that have been poorly recently but wether it is seasonal or oink flu who can tell ?
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #741 on: January 08, 2010, 01:33:48 PM »
Prolly hangovers
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #742 on: January 08, 2010, 02:50:37 PM »
I had an injection  angel1
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #743 on: January 08, 2010, 02:52:12 PM »
Against hangovers?  eeek:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #744 on: January 08, 2010, 02:57:32 PM »
Oink flu
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #745 on: January 08, 2010, 02:58:43 PM »
Oh I see. You see, from the thread context there was some ambiguity in your response which led me to think that...Oh, why do I bother?
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #746 on: January 08, 2010, 03:10:08 PM »
Too much thinking wears out the brain.... I try to avoid thinking whenever possible. bom
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #747 on: January 08, 2010, 03:18:00 PM »
Me being a (temporary) medical professional like I can hereby report that there are lots of spare body bags cluttering up the NHS.

Take up at swine flu clinics has been low and no one really gives a fork.

Students are a bunch of wet ends. Instead of taking to the streets protesting about summat they are more likely to go to A&E when they have a sore throat.

I kid you not. They go to casualty with a cold. We get a bill for about ?180 every time it happens.

Your NI contributions are being well spent.

Also, chinese students (I think China must be empty of under 25's as they all seem to be in Leicester) regard abortion as a valid form of contraception.

But thats another story.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #748 on: January 08, 2010, 03:19:16 PM »
How come the fooking Chinese get free NHS treatment?  cussing:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #749 on: January 08, 2010, 04:12:46 PM »
How come the fooking Chinese get free NHS treatment?  cussing:

Because without their "Overseas Student Fees" the fooking universities would all be closed down. You of all people .... etc .......  Banghead
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