Me being a (temporary) medical professional like I can hereby report that there are lots of spare body bags cluttering up the NHS.
Take up at swine flu clinics has been low and no one really gives a fork.
Students are a bunch of wet ends. Instead of taking to the streets protesting about summat they are more likely to go to A&E when they have a sore throat.
I kid you not. They go to casualty with a cold. We get a bill for about ?180 every time it happens.
Your NI contributions are being well spent.
Also, chinese students (I think China must be empty of under 25's as they all seem to be in Leicester) regard abortion as a valid form of contraception.
But thats another story.