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Offline Pastis

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #780 on: February 01, 2010, 06:01:59 PM »
I remember those  redface:


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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #781 on: February 01, 2010, 07:07:31 PM »
 rubschin: I've still got some ....... somewhere.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #782 on: February 01, 2010, 09:42:08 PM »
We meet a lot in our place who have said they have had it, usually about the time they were taking exams.

Student: Er.. I was sick last week, Swine floo prolly, can I have a sick note?
Us: Did you come and see the Doc?
S: Er... No. Exams. Plus I was sick.
Us: Doctor will not give you a note if he didnt see you. Go away.
S: But...
Us: Listen shagnasty, we know and you know that you are shite at exams and have completely ballsed it up. This is because you are stupid now piss off. NEXT!

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #783 on: February 27, 2010, 10:23:03 AM »
Look. Is this flue pandamonium over or what please? Shrugs:

Not heard owt about it for weeks now.
Can we all breathe again without having to resort to havin' buckets and stuff over our 'eds or what?
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #784 on: February 27, 2010, 10:25:57 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on February 27, 2010, 10:23:03 AM
Look. Is this flue pandamonium over or what please? Shrugs:

Not heard owt about it for weeks now.
Can we all breathe again without having to resort to havin' buckets and stuff over our 'eds or what?

I'm not taking my bucket off...  noooo:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #785 on: February 27, 2010, 10:27:40 AM »
Yes, you are better looking with it on
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #786 on: February 27, 2010, 10:28:49 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 27, 2010, 10:25:57 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on February 27, 2010, 10:23:03 AM
Look. Is this flue pandamonium over or what please? Shrugs:

Not heard owt about it for weeks now.
Can we all breathe again without having to resort to havin' buckets and stuff over our 'eds or what?

I'm not taking my bucket off...  noooo:

But you look a right daft twat with it on.  lol:

Some actually say you look a right owld daft twat with it off too, but that's another matter for great and deep discussion I suppose?  Shrugs:

Any'ow, back on topic like, has this flue gone and pissed off now or what ey? ::)
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #787 on: February 27, 2010, 02:58:56 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on February 27, 2010, 10:28:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 27, 2010, 10:25:57 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on February 27, 2010, 10:23:03 AM
Look. Is this flue pandamonium over or what please? Shrugs:

Not heard owt about it for weeks now.
Can we all breathe again without having to resort to havin' buckets and stuff over our 'eds or what?

I'm not taking my bucket off...  noooo:

But you look a right daft twat with it on.  lol:

Some actually say you look a right owld daft twat with it off too, but that's another matter for great and deep discussion I suppose?  Shrugs:

Any'ow, back on topic like, has this flue gone and pissed off now or what ey? ::)

Miss D says I am the most handsomest man she has ever met in her whole life ever like... and sexy too or summat like that....  whistle:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #788 on: February 27, 2010, 02:59:31 PM »
She needs Specsavers and you need a hearing aid
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #789 on: February 27, 2010, 03:00:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 27, 2010, 02:59:31 PM
She needs Specsavers and you need a hearing aid

Now who is jealous....  whistle:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #790 on: February 27, 2010, 03:00:54 PM »
Katey and Natasha were not disappointed  eyes:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #791 on: February 27, 2010, 03:04:36 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 27, 2010, 03:00:54 PM
Katey and Natasha were not disappointed when I left

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #792 on: February 27, 2010, 03:05:03 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 27, 2010, 02:58:56 PM

Miss D says I am the most handsomest man she has ever met in her whole life ever like... and sexy too or summat like that....  whistle:

Hells bells man, how much collapso have you drunk already ?  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:



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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #793 on: February 27, 2010, 03:05:38 PM »
My new nickname is yardstick  point:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #794 on: February 27, 2010, 03:06:42 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 27, 2010, 03:05:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 27, 2010, 02:58:56 PM

Miss D says I am the most handsomest man she has ever met in her whole life ever like... and sexy too or summat like that....  whistle:

Hells bells man, how much collapso have you drunk already ?  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:





I thought you'd gone to the gym...  redface:
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