Tales from the I.O.W......

[Miss Demeanour]

I'm back 

I am soooooooooooooooooo tired...but I had a fantastic weekend. There was a group of 12 of us which merged with the rugby club of about 70  Weather was glorious. Scenery was lovely and the people ...well what can I say 

I have not had much sleep this weekend and there was some awful shenanigans going on  but of course I was a model of decency and decorum   

[Snoopy]

Tsk!















Good on yer kid ~ glad it went well.

[Miss Demeanour]

There have been some serious amounts of drinking going on this weekend and this has taken it's toll on some more than others.

One of the gals was driving back to the ferry tonight whilst her bloke slept off his over indulgence. Except she was feeling none too clever herself.

She was just in front of us and as we were queueing to board the ferry and we were being heralded to move forward in the queue she drove the car forwards and then promptly puked all over the inside of the windscreen 

At least that woke her bloke up 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Slight mix up with the B.A.F.T.A.S   

Stay tuned 

Umm Can't beat insider knowledge...

I think we should be told

[Just One More]

... Oh and a Ford Fiesta 1.4S can jump the distance twixt East Cowes slipway and the Ferry as the boat leaves so long as the gates on the deck are still open and you hit the ramp doing 60 ~ it helps if you are pissed and the deck is empty 'cos you need the stopping space.

Doesn't work for a "Smart" car though

[Darwins Selection]

I'm back 

I am soooooooooooooooooo tired...but I had a fantastic weekend. There was a group of 12 of us which merged with the rugby club of about 70  Weather was glorious. Scenery was lovely and the people ...well what can I say 

I have not had much sleep this weekend and there was some awful shenanigans going on  but of course I was a model of decency and decorum   

Glad you had a nice time. 

In the dim and distant when I was involved in such tours, it was also de rigeur to take along a group of 12 young ladies who were happy to "merge". 

[Miss Demeanour]

 

The girls were very well behaved I'll have you know DS 

A few of us gals ditched the group yesterday and went off and did our own thing  We had a very pleasant picnic ( well mostly wine with a few scraps of food thrown in   ) , sat on a  secluded little beach for several hours and chatted and laughed the afternoon away in the sun . Perfect 

[Pastis]

... Oh and a Ford Fiesta 1.4S can jump the distance twixt East Cowes slipway and the Ferry as the boat leaves so long as the gates on the deck are still open and you hit the ramp doing 60 ~ it helps if you are pissed and the deck is empty 'cos you need the stopping space.

Doesn't work for a "Smart" car though