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Tales from the I.O.W......
« on: April 26, 2009, 03:32:01 PM »
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Re: Tales from the I.O.W......
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2009, 03:35:50 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2009, 03:40:00 PM »
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Re: Tales from the I.O.W......
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2009, 03:48:02 PM »
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Re: Tales from the I.O.W......
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2009, 04:20:07 PM »
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Re: Tales from the I.O.W......
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2009, 04:35:43 PM »
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Re: Tales from the I.O.W......
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2009, 05:44:04 PM »
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Re: Tales from the I.O.W......
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2009, 06:10:46 PM »
At what point is Miss D officially AWOL and when do we send out the search parties, I have been watching the night skies down here and have seen no distress flares.
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Re: Tales from the I.O.W......
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2009, 06:14:47 PM »
Reliable sources tell me that there will be a press conference in about an hour when all questions will be answered. Refreshments are available and more popcorn will be arriving shortly. In the meantime a file of press cuttings and photos for publication will be circulated to ensure you all have the latest information.
I thank you  ;)
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Re: Tales from the I.O.W......
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2009, 06:58:18 PM »
Slight mix up with the B.A.F.T.A.S   redface:

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Re: Tales from the I.O.W......
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2009, 07:05:01 PM »
Little known facts about the IoW (where once I had a pub and a house)

The ferry from Lymington to Yarmouth was, when I was doing the trip regularly, more expensive in terms of pence per mile covered than to fly to the US on Concorde or to pass along the Panama Canal in a luxury cruise liner.

Queen Victoria was so concerned at the amount of obvious inbreeding by the natives that she ordered Lord Palmerston to increase the garrison of soldiers on the IoW to thin out the bloodlines.

IoW people refer to anyone who was not born on the Island as an "Overner". They are of course happy to take your money.

The IoW is not what it was when I was younger ~ back then it was a very laid back hippyish place ~ even before the hippies got there.

Lord Tennyson lived there in Freshwater ~ my house was just up the road but not at the same time obviously.

French Chefs rate IoW garlic very highly and many prefer it to their home grown variety. The IoW Garlic Festival, held in August, attracts people from all over the world. The French Chefs are right ~ IoW garlic is much sweeter and stronger than any I have ever bought in France.

Not a lot of people know that
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Re: Tales from the I.O.W......
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2009, 07:22:06 PM »
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Re: Tales from the I.O.W......
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2009, 07:31:46 PM »
Well I didn't want to tell her before she went ~ might have spoilt it for her.

BTW Best Pub/hotel on the IoW is the Wight Mouse at Blackgang. Sunday lunch with locals having a Jazz jam session is a real treat. People just wander in with instruments and join in ~ nothing organised, or it wasn't when I knew it. Couple called Brad and Jean ran it back then but I did hear they had sold out for £squillions.

Best Restaurant was in Ventnor ~ "La Cloche" Married couple ran it. She was IoW gal and he was the biggest, blackest bugger that ever wore a chef's whites but he could cook like an angel. Only about 20 covers but the best atmosphere you could imagine and wonderful food.

Oh and a Ford Fiesta 1.4S can jump the distance twixt East Cowes slipway and the Ferry as the boat leaves so long as the gates on the deck are still open and you hit the ramp doing 60 ~ it helps if you are pissed and the deck is empty 'cos you need the stopping space. redface:
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