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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #90 on: May 06, 2009, 02:28:18 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 06, 2009, 01:17:50 PM
I see the afternoon edition carries a different headline  eeek:



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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #91 on: May 06, 2009, 02:34:18 PM »


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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #92 on: May 06, 2009, 02:42:09 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 06, 2009, 02:28:18 PM
Quote from: Pastis on May 06, 2009, 01:17:50 PM
I see the afternoon edition carries a different headline  eeek:



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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #93 on: May 06, 2009, 03:02:40 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 06, 2009, 02:24:46 PM
Snoops knows his onions  whistle:

 Mr Selection knows his turnips.  8)











If you could leave the encoded message from Miss D in the third rubbish bin on the left in Hyde Park I will get the boffins onto it ASAP...
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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #94 on: May 06, 2009, 03:40:06 PM »
Everyone is having a lovely time .....
Attended friends 60th party this afternoon and have confused all by introducing Miss D as Barman's Internet girlfriend  eyes: They think I am very understanding....
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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #95 on: May 06, 2009, 04:55:57 PM »
Did you force her to speak in a Russian accent?
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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #96 on: May 06, 2009, 08:25:52 PM »
Just slurring from over generous portions of Rohypnol  or wine ..it has the same effect  lol:
« Last Edit: May 06, 2009, 08:28:14 PM by Miss Demeanor »
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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #97 on: May 06, 2009, 09:13:36 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 06, 2009, 01:17:50 PM
I see the afternoon edition carries a different headline  eeek:




10/10 that man.
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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #98 on: May 06, 2009, 09:31:39 PM »
Thanks one and all, a moment of daft inspiration  whistle:

I've spent a lot of this week creating things that don't exist (in Photoshop); commercially lucrative but no jokes  cry:
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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #99 on: May 07, 2009, 06:42:03 AM »
Miss D has just witnessed the birth of a loaf of BBBB - she can't get enough of it...  whistle:
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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #100 on: May 07, 2009, 07:01:36 AM »
Prolly being polite and hiding uneaten slices in her pants
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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #101 on: May 07, 2009, 08:03:58 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 07, 2009, 07:01:36 AM
Prolly being polite and hiding uneaten slices in her pants
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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #102 on: May 07, 2009, 08:10:27 AM »
The bread was actually very nice ...butter and marmalade  cloud9:. I can assure you there is none in my pants  or bikini bottoms eeek:



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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #103 on: May 07, 2009, 08:15:15 AM »
A politician's answer. Where has she hidden it all then?  rubschin:
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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #104 on: May 07, 2009, 08:26:45 AM »
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