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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #105 on: May 07, 2009, 08:32:14 AM »
Miss D goes swimming. Tsunami hits Egypt
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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #106 on: May 07, 2009, 09:01:17 AM »
Miss D goes swimming. Tsunami hits Egypt

Miss D returns to UK, Nick wakes up under patio.  whistle:
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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #107 on: May 07, 2009, 09:10:37 AM »
BBBB is a weapon of mass distruction, America is preparing to invade Miss D's belly as we speak. eeek:
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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #108 on: May 07, 2009, 10:07:52 AM »
Miss D and LL are subathing in their bikinis... LL has a banana...  eeek:
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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #109 on: May 07, 2009, 10:12:13 AM »
Don't worry overly much BM Miss D prolly has a bandanna so both are equally matched.
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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #110 on: May 07, 2009, 10:13:10 AM »
Don't worry overly much BM Miss D prolly has a bandanna so both are equally matched.
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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #111 on: May 07, 2009, 10:16:23 AM »
We demand photographic evidence
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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #112 on: May 07, 2009, 10:26:49 AM »
Everyone is having a lovely time .....
Attended friends 60th party this afternoon and have confused all by introducing Miss D as Barman's Internet girlfriend  eyes: They think I am very understanding....

Especially when emboldened by copious amounts of collapsio and a new super strength wig glue he joined the pair of you on the dance floor.



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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #113 on: May 07, 2009, 10:31:10 AM »
We demand photographic evidence

I give you BM and LL...


and Miss D in her stunning bandanna...





Miss D seems to have aged since arriving in Cyprus, one wonders why. rubschin:
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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #114 on: May 07, 2009, 08:32:17 PM »
I have not aged  cry: Got red bits now though  - through sunbathing of course  noooo:

Weather was lovely today...got lots of interesting gossip about BM from his 'friends' though of course I will think about what I can reveal when I have sobered up  redface:

That may take a while  whistle:

People referring to you and knowing you as 'Miss D ' and not your real name is a bit disconcerting   evil:

I will be back home at the weekend and can honestly say I don't really want to come home just yet - am having a lovely time  cry:

BM and LL have been very good to me but then they have made me drink these local shots this evening - can't even remember the  name - just that they burnt the throat and warmed the belly  eeek:

Think they might actually be some form of memory wiping substance  noooo:



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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #115 on: May 08, 2009, 07:04:41 AM »
Zivania Miss D...  whistle:
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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #116 on: May 08, 2009, 08:18:07 AM »
I mostly despair

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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #117 on: May 08, 2009, 08:54:08 AM »
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I will be back home at the weekend
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CHrist, you only just arrived!!
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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #118 on: May 08, 2009, 01:15:07 PM »
All gone a bit quiet.

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Re: Miss D's Bulletin from Cyprus Thread
« Reply #119 on: May 08, 2009, 01:15:16 PM »
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I will be back home at the weekend
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CHrist, you only just arrived!!
We're bored with her now tho...  whistle:
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