My stoopid new phone

[Nick]

 

SO

I have a contract and Vodyphone called to say they could review my tariff. Fine, review it. They reduced it to a tenner a month.

They offered a new phone.

I quite like my Nokia Brick phone. It makes calls and receives them. It has big buttons. But I like new toys, so I said fine.

It arrives.

It's weeny

It also has:

Radio
Video Cam
Camera
MP3
Voice recorder
Games 
ANd tons of other stuff
And a MAHOOSIVE manual

Bastard thing 

Buttons are so small that I go for one and my stub of a finger hits about three 
Makes stupid noises
Manual is crapola
Have to stare at it a lot to work out what the fook it's doing
Keeps wanting to connnect me to the intermong
Does the radio werk off radio waves,  like, or is it intermong based and therefore costing? Serious question
I now see it claims to have as tellyvision on it. WTF is that about 


I may have to revert to the Brick

Ooh, it has Google Maps too! Does that cost me or are they inside the phone, like?

[Barman]

I suggest you get hands-on training from The Boy... 

[Nick]

 

[Pastis]

If the Radio is the same as on mine (Sony Ericsson) you plug in the ear piece thing (cable acting as aerial) and away you go     It's an FM radio, not intermong.

I use it quite a bit, although not on the tube, obviously 

[Nick]

Thanks, the manual is of course silent on this. I assume a radio is a radio, but if the stoopid phone connects to the Intermong I may end up living n a cardboard box after listening to the News Quiz (on tonight) or summat.

Bastards

I am surrounded by idiot manual writers 

[Snoopy]

I gorra new one (Sony Ericsson so prolly the same or very similar) ~ does all those things too ~ a couple of weeks ago .

Still trying to work it all out but it looks nice when I place it on the table in meetings 


I still want to know how they hide a video camera and digital stills camera in there when my Digital Camera is hooge.

[Pastis]

It's an illusion 

[Snoopy]

 

[Bar Wench]

I gorra new one (Sony Ericsson so prolly the same or very similar) ~ does all those things too ~ a couple of weeks ago .

Still trying to work it all out but it looks nice when I place it on the table in meetings 


I still want to know how they hide a video camera and digital stills camera in there when my Digital Camera is hooge.

Because the cameras are shite.

[Snoopy]

I gorra new one (Sony Ericsson so prolly the same or very similar) ~ does all those things too ~ a couple of weeks ago .

Still trying to work it all out but it looks nice when I place it on the table in meetings 


I still want to know how they hide a video camera and digital stills camera in there when my Digital Camera is hooge.

Because the cameras are shite.

Brief and to the point as ever.

[Bar Wench]

I have decided to be less wasteful. This includes with words.

[Snoopy]

I have decided to be less wasteful. This includes with words.

  

[Nick]

Bye bye IKEA 

[Bar Wench]

Indeed. 

I also have a lack of energy due to not eating. 

[Nick]

Diet. Wenchy becomes a size 0 and falls down a crack in the floor   





























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