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Here we go again
« on: May 02, 2009, 05:43:40 PM »
As reported earlier Mrs Nick has volunteered us to feed the neighbours' cats for the weekend, quite forgetting that we too are going away.  noooo:

We are due at a party in London at 2.00 tomorrow. We must therefore leave just after 10. Fat fooking chance. I shall remain calm  angry041:

She now tells me that she has agreed with our hosts that we shall take: duvets, pillows and A MATTRESS!  eeek:

Packing SHOULD be minimal otherwise. We are arriving, going to bed (on our own mattress  evil:) and then leaving. Waddya need? Change of pants and stuff, toothbrush, head brush, um, that's it. FAT FOOKING CHANCE  evil:

I predict:

1. Leave late with MAHOOSIVE amounts of luggage + mattress
2. Stop and come back for summat (e.g. shoes)
3. Leave again and then go shopping ('I have to take a present for X, Y or Z...')
4. Arrive at 5 to find party over
5. Try to get fooking mattress out of car (if we even get it in)
6.  Get back in Bank HOliday traffic to find three dead cats and some  irate neighbours
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Re: Here we go again
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2009, 05:55:16 PM »
Check the rad fan in the car works !!! As well!

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Re: Here we go again
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2009, 05:56:23 PM »
Can you not take an air bed mattress  rubschin:

But as for other stuff......you have severely underestimated the packing requirements...you will need to factor in nightwear, a complete change of clothes for the next day if not two ( a girl has to have choices) , toiletries ( that is almost entitled to a case of it's own), bags of snacks and food  ( you never know what kind of healthy crap they may try and feed you  lol: ) and the list goes on

Set your alarm early - you may need every spare second you have  whistle:
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Re: Here we go again
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2009, 05:57:33 PM »
You are Mrs Nick and I claim my £5.

What fooking airbed mattress? Do we have one my little crocodile?
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Re: Here we go again
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2009, 05:58:21 PM »
Actually, if it all goes wrong PM me the address and MissD and I will go to the party to represent you!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Here we go again
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2009, 05:59:20 PM »
It should be quite a good do, they have some interesting friends. But I fear we shall miss it  noooo:
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Re: Here we go again
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2009, 06:05:04 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 02, 2009, 05:57:33 PM
You are Mrs Nick and I claim my £5.

What fooking airbed mattress? Do we have one my little crocodile?

You can feckin borrow mine if it makes life easier and you are anywhere near sarf london my little piranha  lol:
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Re: Here we go again
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2009, 06:05:50 PM »
Ealing  noooo:

But thanks anyhoo
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Re: Here we go again
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2009, 06:09:22 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 02, 2009, 06:05:04 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 02, 2009, 05:57:33 PM
You are Mrs Nick and I claim my £5.

What fooking airbed mattress? Do we have one my little crocodile?

You can feckin borrow mine if it makes life easier and you are anywhere near sarf london my little piranha  lol:

I could have called in for a cuppa while the engine cooled down  rubschin:
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Re: Here we go again
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2009, 06:10:20 PM »
And arrive hot and steaming at Miss D's door?  eeek:

She may have jumped to conclusions  noooo:
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Re: Here we go again
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2009, 06:13:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 02, 2009, 06:10:20 PM
And arrive hot and steaming at Miss D's door?  eeek:

She may have jumped to conclusions  noooo:

I am not the judgemental sort  angel1
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Re: Here we go again
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2009, 06:14:17 PM »
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Re: Here we go again
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2009, 06:16:56 PM »
You won't have room in the car for an appendage that long Nicholas  lol:
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Re: Here we go again
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2009, 06:23:09 PM »
Getting back to the cats for a mo' why not just lock them in to a room with a huge bowl of food and a sand pit  rubschin:
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Re: Here we go again
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2009, 06:26:42 PM »
I presume that you are only going for one night. Pastis is using his compassionate pet loving side of the brain and offering you practical solutions  ;D

Personally I would kick them all out of the house and let them back in when you will return. They can survive for a day without any food even if they are too domesticated or lazy to catch their own  8)
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