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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #780 on: January 13, 2011, 03:28:31 PM »
I'm finding the pub slow here and Snoopy confirms...

I've raised a ticket with the technical support people and hopefully normal service (did you see what I did there?) will be resumed shortly...


I just can't run any faster on't treadmill to keep the power up ~ not on those cut price Lidl bonio lookalikes you bought cheap.
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #781 on: January 13, 2011, 03:52:05 PM »
I'm finding the pub slow here and Snoopy confirms...

I've raised a ticket with the technical support people and hopefully normal service (did you see what I did there?) will be resumed shortly...


I just can't run any faster on't treadmill to keep the power up ~ not on those cut price Lidl bonio lookalikes you bought cheap.

They look like Bonios....  redface:
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #782 on: January 13, 2011, 04:02:02 PM »
I'm finding the pub slow here and Snoopy confirms...

I've raised a ticket with the technical support people and hopefully normal service (did you see what I did there?) will be resumed shortly...


I just can't run any faster on't treadmill to keep the power up ~ not on those cut price Lidl bonio lookalikes you bought cheap.

They look like Bonios....  redface:

Have you never heard of the saying about trying to catch old birds with chaff?  evil:
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #783 on: January 13, 2011, 04:05:31 PM »
I'm finding the pub slow here and Snoopy confirms...

I've raised a ticket with the technical support people and hopefully normal service (did you see what I did there?) will be resumed shortly...


I just can't run any faster on't treadmill to keep the power up ~ not on those cut price Lidl bonio lookalikes you bought cheap.

They look like Bonios....  redface:

Have you never heard of the saying about trying to catch old birds with chaff?  evil:

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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #784 on: January 13, 2011, 04:53:17 PM »
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Hi,
Thanks for getting in touch.
I have loaded up the site and navigated around the forum a bit. It seems to be loading alright for me. Is there any particualr area or time that it seems slow?
I haven't tried posting anything, but apart from that I can't, currently, see a problem.
It is on a shared server and we haven't had any other reports of similar issues.
Is the problem intermittent or am I missing something when I'm moving around in the forums?
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #785 on: January 13, 2011, 06:38:21 PM »
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Hi,
Thanks for getting in touch.
I have loaded up the site and navigated around the forum a bit. It seems to be loading alright for me. Is there any particualr area or time that it seems slow?
I haven't tried posting anything, but apart from that I can't, currently, see a problem.
It is on a shared server and we haven't had any other reports of similar issues.
Is the problem intermittent or am I missing something when I'm moving around in the forums?
If he has been browsing the forum he will have concluded we are all fruit cakes and not worth the trouble of fixing it.  noooo:
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #786 on: January 13, 2011, 06:39:30 PM »
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Hi,
Thanks for getting in touch.
I have loaded up the site and navigated around the forum a bit. It seems to be loading alright for me. Is there any particualr area or time that it seems slow?
I haven't tried posting anything, but apart from that I can't, currently, see a problem.
It is on a shared server and we haven't had any other reports of similar issues.
Is the problem intermittent or am I missing something when I'm moving around in the forums?
If he has been browsing the forum he will have concluded we are all fruit cakes and not worth the trouble of fixing it.  noooo:

Good point! doh:
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #787 on: January 13, 2011, 07:20:08 PM »
If he has been browsing the forum he will have concluded we are all fruit cakes and not worth the trouble of fixing it.  noooo:

Not to mention after seeing how many things BM has gubbed since starting up the pub he will probably come up with some PICNIC explanation  lol:
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #788 on: January 13, 2011, 11:05:39 PM »
Have you tried pouring a large scotch into the system, that uwesewelly works for me like.

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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #789 on: January 14, 2011, 06:15:52 AM »
Seems faster to me today...

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Hello,

A staff member has replied to your question:

Hi,

I have passed your query over to the relevant department for investigation. Please bear with us in the meanwhile.

Regards

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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #790 on: January 14, 2011, 07:58:53 AM »
Ackchoooly it does seem faster today.
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #791 on: January 14, 2011, 09:02:27 AM »
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #792 on: January 14, 2011, 12:26:46 PM »
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Hello,

A staff member has replied to your question:

Hello Mark,

Thanks for contacting us. I've had a look at your site and the load times ; the site loaded quickly for me @ 1.2 seconds for the full page, I've also tested this externally to our network via a proxy server and it only took 5 seconds.  I've used various website speed tests on the net and they all show that your site is loading in a timely fashion (within 2 seconds or so). We haven't altered anything as far as our server or network configuration is concerned either. Please get back in touch if you feel there are still problems.

Thanks.
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Fraser Chown
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #793 on: January 14, 2011, 12:36:29 PM »
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Hello,

A staff member has replied to your question:

Hello Mark,

Thanks for contacting us. I've had a look at your site and the load times ; the site loaded quickly for me @ 1.2 seconds for the full page, I've also tested this externally to our network via a proxy server and it only took 5 seconds.  I've used various website speed tests on the net and they all show that your site is loading in a timely fashion (within 2 seconds or so). We haven't altered anything as far as our server or network configuration is concerned either. Please get back in touch if you feel there are still problems.

Thanks.
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Kind regards,
Fraser Chown
2nd Line Technician
Helpdesk Support Services

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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #794 on: January 14, 2011, 12:39:05 PM »
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Hello,

A staff member has replied to your question:

Hello Mark,

Thanks for contacting us. I've had a look at your site and the load times ; the site loaded quickly for me @ 1.2 seconds for the full page, I've also tested this externally to our network via a proxy server and it only took 5 seconds.  I've used various website speed tests on the net and they all show that your site is loading in a timely fashion (within 2 seconds or so). We haven't altered anything as far as our server or network configuration is concerned either. Please get back in touch if you feel there are still problems.

Thanks.
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Kind regards,
Fraser Chown
2nd Line Technician
Helpdesk Support Services

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