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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #630 on: March 15, 2010, 11:38:11 AM »
Wot a HOOOOOGE ping you have Growler  eyes:

Yea, seemingly, BUT what the hells bells IS a ping ey, WHAT, exactly?
Answer me THAT one if you can, or is all this stuff just made up randomly? ::)


I have absolutely no f*****g idea TBH  noooo:

I'll go look it up.

Anywhoo yours seems bigger than mine but according to BM that may not be a good thing ~ but he would say that wouldn't he?

Anyway Doctor, is me ping ok then? Shrugs:

No, you have a terrible ping at ~200mS  noooo:
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #631 on: March 15, 2010, 11:38:40 AM »
Wot a HOOOOOGE ping you have Growler  eyes:

Yea, seemingly, BUT what the hells bells IS a ping ey, WHAT, exactly?
Answer me THAT one if you can, or is all this stuff just made up randomly? ::)

It is the amount of time a message takes to get from your PC to a destination and back again travelling at the speed of light... measured in milliseconds (mS) the smaller the number the better...
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #632 on: March 15, 2010, 11:39:51 AM »
According to Wiki
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Ping is a computer network administration utility used to test whether a particular host is reachable across an Internet Protocol (IP) network and to measure the round-trip time for packets sent from the local host to a destination computer, including the local host's own interfaces.

Ping operates by sending Internet Control Message Protocol (ICMP) echo request packets to the target host and waits for an ICMP response, sometimes casually called a pong. In the process it measures the round-trip time[1] and records any packet loss. The results of the test are printed in form of a statistical summary of the response packets received, including the minimum, maximum, and the mean round-trip times, and sometimes the standard deviation of the mean.

The use of the ping utility is usually described as pinging a host computer. Ping has various command line options depending on the host operating system that enable special operational modes, such as to specify the packet size used as the probe, automatic repeated operation for sending a specified count of probes, time stamping options, or to perform a ping flood. Flood pinging may be abused as a simple form of denial-of-service attack, in which the attacker overwhelms the victim with ICMP echo request packets.

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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #633 on: March 15, 2010, 11:41:43 AM »
Wot a HOOOOOGE ping you have Growler  eyes:

Yea, seemingly, BUT what the hells bells IS a ping ey, WHAT, exactly?
Answer me THAT one if you can, or is all this stuff just made up randomly? ::)

It is the amount of time a message takes to get from your PC to a destination and back again travelling at the speed of light... measured in milliseconds (mS) the smaller the number the better...

Soooooooooo .......... Miss D has a better Ping than me but I have a faster download speed.  Sounds about right  sad24:
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #634 on: March 15, 2010, 11:44:58 AM »
According to Wiki
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Ping is a computer network administration utility used to test whether a particular host is reachable across an Internet Protocol (IP) network and to measure the round-trip time for packets sent from the local host to a destination computer, including the local host's own interfaces.

Ping operates by sending Internet Control Message Protocol (ICMP) echo request packets to the target host and waits for an ICMP response, sometimes casually called a pong. In the process it measures the round-trip time[1] and records any packet loss. The results of the test are printed in form of a statistical summary of the response packets received, including the minimum, maximum, and the mean round-trip times, and sometimes the standard deviation of the mean.

The use of the ping utility is usually described as pinging a host computer. Ping has various command line options depending on the host operating system that enable special operational modes, such as to specify the packet size used as the probe, automatic repeated operation for sending a specified count of probes, time stamping options, or to perform a ping flood. Flood pinging may be abused as a simple form of denial-of-service attack, in which the attacker overwhelms the victim with ICMP echo request packets.

Frankly I am none the wiser  noooo:


As I said, it sends 32 bytes (generally) to the required destination (virtual pub for instance) and times how long it takes to get there and back...

Given that electrons travel at the speed of light (3 x 108 meters per second) you can work out the theoretical best time...

Any additional time indicates a problem somewhere along the way - it could be a congested hub for instance...
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #635 on: March 15, 2010, 11:45:44 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:

Faster downloading is good though Snoops - at least people know what that means  ;)
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #636 on: March 15, 2010, 11:47:31 AM »
You can also use tracert (tracert virtual-pub.com) to see the route that the signal takes to get to us...

There are for instance fifteen separate 'hops' between me and the VP.
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #637 on: March 15, 2010, 11:49:31 AM »
Will it help if I open the curtains in here then ey? 'Tis a bit dark like.

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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #638 on: March 15, 2010, 11:50:29 AM »
Will it help if I open the curtains in here then ey? 'Tis a bit dark like.

Oh yes...  noooo:
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #639 on: March 15, 2010, 11:50:56 AM »
You can also use tracert (tracert virtual-pub.com) to see the route that the signal takes to get to us...

There are for instance fifteen separate 'hops' between me and the VP.

You're just talkin' shite now to confuse me/us aren't you? evil:

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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #640 on: March 15, 2010, 11:51:16 AM »
....and if you could just blow the dust off the screen that'll help  lol:
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #641 on: March 15, 2010, 11:52:56 AM »
You can also use tracert (tracert virtual-pub.com) to see the route that the signal takes to get to us...

There are for instance fifteen separate 'hops' between me and the VP.

You're just talkin' shite now to confuse me/us aren't you? evil:

Try it!  lol:
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #642 on: March 15, 2010, 11:53:39 AM »
Will it help if I open the curtains in here then ey? 'Tis a bit dark like.

Oh yes...  noooo:

But you sed the light signal is slow. I'm trying to speed it up like.
Can't bloody win. ::)

Should I open the windows a bit, so it hasn't got to go through glass? Will that help a tad p'raps?
I'm feeling all left behind here. cry:

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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #643 on: March 15, 2010, 11:55:37 AM »
You can also use tracert (tracert virtual-pub.com) to see the route that the signal takes to get to us...

There are for instance fifteen separate 'hops' between me and the VP.

You're just talkin' shite now to confuse me/us aren't you? evil:

Try it!  lol:

IT?

WHAT?!!! ::)

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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #644 on: March 15, 2010, 11:56:41 AM »
If you live where there is heavy road traffic, the cables get squashed and the signals struggle to get through.

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