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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #750 on: November 17, 2010, 11:16:02 AM »
The next meeting of the BM fan club will be held here:


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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #751 on: November 17, 2010, 11:27:56 AM »
The problem is that I'm so popular and all my fans flock to the site to read my posts - what can I do...? Shrugs:

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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #752 on: November 17, 2010, 11:33:03 AM »
The problem is that I'm so popular and all my fans flock to the site to read my posts - what can I do...? Shrugs:

Reduce the number of your aliases  whistle:

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Yeah...I often wonder if I'm the only customer and the rest of you are a figment of BM's imagination  spider:


Could be!  razz:
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #753 on: November 17, 2010, 11:36:23 AM »
The problem is that I'm so popular and all my fans flock to the site to read my posts - what can I do...? Shrugs:

Reduce the number of your aliases  whistle:

Bah!  Banghead

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I thought you were a figment of my imagination....  rubschin:
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #754 on: November 17, 2010, 12:00:47 PM »
Still seems a bit sluggish.

What is the SMF anyway, is it some political organisation I have inadvertently joined?
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #755 on: November 17, 2010, 12:24:04 PM »
Simple Minded Farmers ...... You are among friends.  eveilgrin:
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #756 on: November 17, 2010, 02:27:20 PM »
Simple Minded Farmers ...... You are among friends.  eveilgrin:

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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #757 on: November 17, 2010, 07:08:45 PM »
It keeps telling me (when it can be bothered to reply)

Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.

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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #758 on: November 17, 2010, 08:12:53 PM »
It keeps telling me (when it can be bothered to reply)

Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.

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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #759 on: November 17, 2010, 08:15:32 PM »
Occams razor BM  angel1
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #760 on: November 17, 2010, 08:43:46 PM »
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #761 on: November 17, 2010, 08:53:02 PM »
It keeps telling me (when it can be bothered to reply)

Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.

BM returns to Cyprus and the pub gubs up, coincidence?  rubschin:

Feck off!  cussing:

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You feck off too!  cussing:

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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #762 on: November 17, 2010, 08:56:08 PM »
It keeps telling me (when it can be bothered to reply)

Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.

BM returns to Cyprus and the pub gubs up, coincidence?  rubschin:

Feck off!  cussing:

Occams razor BM  angel1

You feck off too!  cussing:

You been on the collapsio already? You appear to be seeing 2 of me old boy  point:

Both of you - be fecking off; together if you like!  cussing:
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #763 on: November 17, 2010, 08:57:42 PM »
He's talking to himself again... point:  noooo:

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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #764 on: November 17, 2010, 09:01:27 PM »
He's talking to himself again... point:  noooo:

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