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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #870 on: January 18, 2011, 03:40:12 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 18, 2011, 03:23:17 PM
I note he does not mention a cost for implementing what seems to be a good idea  ::)

I have sent a reply!  eveilgrin:

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Hello,

A staff member has replied to your question:

Hi
Anytime the site is tested here it appears to load without problems.  Are you running a 3rd party script/package on your space?  If so there may be options in the help files which will speed up the site.  The only other option would be to move to another server, we can do this here, although the site may not run on the new server without some tweaking of the code.

Thanks.

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It seems a universal failing among support people that they simply can't grasp the one simple salient fact of situations such as this, namely its been working fucking perfectly for the past two years!  cussing:
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #871 on: January 18, 2011, 05:25:53 PM »
The fact that it is intermittent and is reported by people in sundry places where they are using different exchanges and ISPs would seem to suggest the problem is indeed "server overload" at the providers end.
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #872 on: January 18, 2011, 06:03:18 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 18, 2011, 05:25:53 PM
The fact that it is intermittent and is reported by people in sundry places where they are using different exchanges and ISPs would seem to suggest the problem is indeed "server overload" at the providers end.

Or their "pipe" is now too narrow or they are throttling traffic or Cyprus is slowly disappearing into a black hole.
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #873 on: January 18, 2011, 06:19:56 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 18, 2011, 06:03:18 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 18, 2011, 05:25:53 PM
The fact that it is intermittent and is reported by people in sundry places where they are using different exchanges and ISPs would seem to suggest the problem is indeed "server overload" at the providers end.

Or their "pipe" is now too narrow or they are throttling traffic or Cyprus is slowly disappearing into a black hole.

We can rule out the Cyprus option as the servers are not in Cyprus ... if they were then BM would be able to whack them with a spanner or summat.
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #874 on: January 18, 2011, 07:14:09 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 18, 2011, 06:19:56 PM
Quote from: tel on January 18, 2011, 06:03:18 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 18, 2011, 05:25:53 PM
The fact that it is intermittent and is reported by people in sundry places where they are using different exchanges and ISPs would seem to suggest the problem is indeed "server overload" at the providers end.

Or their "pipe" is now too narrow or they are throttling traffic or Cyprus is slowly disappearing into a black hole.

We can rule out the Cyprus option as the servers are not in Cyprus ... if they were then BM would be able to whack them with a spanner or summat.

Quite so... I believe the servers are opp t' North somewhere....  whistle:












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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #875 on: January 18, 2011, 07:52:35 PM »
By jove, he's got it. Case solved  ;D
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #876 on: January 18, 2011, 07:58:38 PM »
Wot a shame eh...?  noooo:
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #877 on: January 18, 2011, 08:02:14 PM »
Aren't you supposed to throw a double six beofre guessing though  rubschin:
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #878 on: January 18, 2011, 08:04:13 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 18, 2011, 08:02:14 PM
Aren't you supposed to throw a double six beofre guessing though  rubschin:

You are thinking of Cluedo, this is clueless  lol:
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #879 on: January 18, 2011, 08:04:25 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 18, 2011, 08:02:14 PM
Aren't you supposed to throw a double six beofre guessing though  rubschin:

Not a guess... I can feeeel it...  noooo:
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #880 on: January 18, 2011, 08:04:46 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2011, 08:04:13 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 18, 2011, 08:02:14 PM
Aren't you supposed to throw a double six beofre guessing though  rubschin:

You are thinking of Cluedo, this is clueless  lol:

Feck off!  cussing:
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #881 on: January 18, 2011, 08:18:32 PM »
I was on about your tech support you bucket wearing buffoon.  point:
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #882 on: February 01, 2011, 09:06:48 AM »
Is it me, or is it desperately slow again today...?  Banghead
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #883 on: February 01, 2011, 09:12:30 AM »
Seems fine here, on my new broadband, like  angel1
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Re: Problems with the VP server
« Reply #884 on: February 01, 2011, 09:16:08 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 01, 2011, 09:06:48 AM
Is it me, or is it desperately slow again today...?  Banghead


It is a bit slow here. Prolly sheep on the line or summat.


Ackchooowly all www's I have tried are slow in connecting today and then slow to navigate around.
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