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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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My sodding computer
« on: May 07, 2009, 02:32:43 PM »
I am normally a fairly calm person but today has not been good thus far and it is not being made better by the fact that my computer is on some sort of go-slow. cussing:

I am fairly close to exploding right now which is just bad and wrong and the mess will be incredible.

I am not a happy bunny. Explode:

Is it wine o clock yet?  Please say yes...
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Re: My sodding computer
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2009, 02:35:56 PM »
It's five o'clock somewhere!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eJwtjFLj1c
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Re: My sodding computer
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2009, 02:48:42 PM »
YES!
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Re: My sodding computer
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2009, 02:51:03 PM »
Wine o'clock here....  whistle:
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Re: My sodding computer
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2009, 03:01:50 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 07, 2009, 02:51:03 PM
Wine o'clock here....  whistle:


Errrrr ........................... When isn't it?
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Re: My sodding computer
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2009, 03:18:53 PM »


 whistle:

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Re: My sodding computer
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2009, 03:19:55 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 07, 2009, 02:32:43 PM
I am normally a fairly calm person but today has not been good thus far and it is not being made better by the fact that my computer is on some sort of go-slow. cussing:

I am fairly close to exploding right now which is just bad and wrong and the mess will be incredible.

I am not a happy bunny. Explode:

Is it wine o clock yet?  Please say yes...

You have the plague.
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Re: My sodding computer
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2009, 03:28:44 PM »
Quote from: tel on May 07, 2009, 03:19:55 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 07, 2009, 02:32:43 PM


I am not a happy bunny.



You have the plague.

Mixoma micksymar myxermo rabbit flu I expect
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Re: My sodding computer
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2009, 03:29:47 PM »
 eeek:
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Re: My sodding computer
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2009, 03:42:04 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 07, 2009, 03:01:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 07, 2009, 02:51:03 PM
Wine o'clock here....  whistle:


Errrrr ........................... When isn't it?
I know...  redface:
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Re: My sodding computer
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2009, 08:07:24 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 07, 2009, 02:48:42 PM
YES!
 ;D





You are the man from Del Monte and I claim my £5.00 now if you could just point me in the direction of the 'hangover cures' thread I would be gratefull redface:
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Re: My sodding computer
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2009, 08:11:53 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 07, 2009, 02:32:43 PM
I am normally a fairly calm person but today has not been good thus far and it is not being made better by the fact that my computer is on some sort of go-slow. cussing:


De-fragment it.
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Re: My sodding computer
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2009, 09:26:08 AM »
Do I look like I know where that key is?
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Re: My sodding computer
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2009, 01:19:44 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 08, 2009, 09:26:08 AM
Do I look like I know where that key is?

I assumed 'De Fragment' was what was left after you took a hammer to it.
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Re: My sodding computer
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2009, 01:23:59 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on May 08, 2009, 08:11:53 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 07, 2009, 02:32:43 PM
I am normally a fairly calm person but today has not been good thus far and it is not being made better by the fact that my computer is on some sort of go-slow. cussing:


De-fragment it.
Growler gives computer advice...  rubschin:
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