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Offline Pastis

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Re: Expense Claims...
« Reply #105 on: May 14, 2009, 01:38:57 PM »
My MP got the tongue lashing from Gorbals Mick  eeek:  It would appear she's an  angel1 in comparison to some!
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« Reply #106 on: May 14, 2009, 01:47:45 PM »
Ah yes, Ms Hoey. I met her once. Considerably more wrinkly in the flesh than she appears in pics, but good for her for having a go!
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« Reply #107 on: May 14, 2009, 01:50:27 PM »
The fragrant Kate Hoey ~ there was a time I considered her to be quite fanciable, but she has aged somewhat since then ~ mind you so have I which some might say evens matters out a bit. Do you think I have a chance?
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« Reply #108 on: May 14, 2009, 02:25:02 PM »
She is skinny, and thus susceptible to being crushed/squashed. Best not.

If she were sprayed with Vaseline she might flesh out, like
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Re: Expense Claims...
« Reply #109 on: May 14, 2009, 02:27:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 14, 2009, 02:25:02 PM
She is skinny, and thus susceptible to being crushed/squashed. Best not.

If she were sprayed with Vaseline she might flesh out, like

How the feck do you spray Vaseline   eeek:

What on earth goes on in your world   noooo:
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« Reply #110 on: May 14, 2009, 02:31:25 PM »
Have you not encountered Vaseline spray?  eeek:

My life would be incomplete without it
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Re: Expense Claims...
« Reply #111 on: May 14, 2009, 02:36:30 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 14, 2009, 02:27:40 PM
What on earth goes on in your world   noooo:

Miss D there are some questions that are never meant to be answered. Do you seriously want to see what going in inside Nick's mind?  eeek:
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Re: Expense Claims...
« Reply #112 on: May 14, 2009, 02:39:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 14, 2009, 02:25:02 PM
She is skinny, and thus susceptible to being crushed/squashed. Best not.

If she were sprayed with Vaseline she might flesh out, like

She would be welcome to take the upper position  cloud9:
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Re: Expense Claims...
« Reply #113 on: May 14, 2009, 02:41:14 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 14, 2009, 02:39:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 14, 2009, 02:25:02 PM
She is skinny, and thus susceptible to being crushed/squashed. Best not.

If she were sprayed with Vaseline she might flesh out, like

She would be welcome to take the upper position  cloud9:

But definitely not the moral high ground  eyes:
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Re: Expense Claims...
« Reply #114 on: May 14, 2009, 02:41:52 PM »
As much of a shower as Labour are they'd probably pass your invite on to Squirrel Nutkin or Uncle Ruth by mistake.  whistle:
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« Reply #115 on: May 14, 2009, 02:53:23 PM »
Hang on ~ this is "The Commons" wherein we are supposed not to engage in banidage and the like.
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Re: Expense Claims...
« Reply #116 on: May 14, 2009, 02:54:23 PM »
We've been corrupted as well  eeek:
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« Reply #117 on: May 14, 2009, 02:55:38 PM »
I managed to engage in a little banter while still making a comment about how inept this government is so I get away with it.  whistle:
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Re: Expense Claims...
« Reply #118 on: May 14, 2009, 02:59:17 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 14, 2009, 02:54:23 PM
We've been corrupted as well  eeek:

Corruption breeds corruption they say ~ not sure who they are but they say that and lots of other stuff too.
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Re: Expense Claims...
« Reply #119 on: May 14, 2009, 03:23:38 PM »
Shall I pass these comments on to Kate when I see her next?   eeek:
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