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« Reply #165 on: May 19, 2009, 10:05:16 AM »
Speaker to resign at 2.30
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« Reply #166 on: May 19, 2009, 10:06:25 AM »
Speaker to resign at 2.30

With immediate effect? I doubt it...

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« Reply #167 on: May 19, 2009, 10:09:05 AM »
I think it will be immediate. After yesterday's performance he knows the game is up
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« Reply #168 on: May 19, 2009, 10:12:08 AM »
I think it will be immediate. After yesterday's performance he knows the game is up
You can meet up for a drink when he gets back to Glasgow.
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« Reply #169 on: May 19, 2009, 10:13:00 AM »
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« Reply #170 on: May 19, 2009, 04:18:24 PM »
He goes in five weeks ~ very poor show. Load the revolver and pour him a drink someone, then close the door and wait for the bang.
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« Reply #171 on: May 19, 2009, 04:37:20 PM »
I read that Scargill's Socialist Labour Party did well at the last election (Glasgow North East) because great numbers of voters didn't recognise the word Speaker alongside Martin's name...

"I'm nae votin' for a Speaker Party; who the feck are they?"
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« Reply #172 on: May 19, 2009, 04:38:25 PM »
Surprised they could read  whistle:
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« Reply #173 on: May 20, 2009, 09:43:04 AM »
Esther Rantzen WILL stand at the next election in Luton South.

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« Reply #174 on: May 21, 2009, 12:08:53 AM »
Esther Rantzen WILL stand at the next election in Luton South.

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Re: Expense Claims...
« Reply #175 on: May 21, 2009, 07:20:20 PM »
A house for your ducks!  eeek:

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« Reply #176 on: May 22, 2009, 07:28:07 AM »
According to Conservative MP Anthony Steen my outrage is purely because I'm jealous of his "very, very large house".

I knew it end up being my fault.

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« Reply #177 on: May 25, 2009, 11:18:20 AM »
Found on the intermong


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listair Darling is among nine cabinet members who used £11,000 of taxpayers' money to pay for personal accountancy advice, the Daily Telegraph has said.

Hold on. This is the guy who, together with Gordon Brown, actually devised the tax system. Now it seems he doesn't understand it.

Why the hell is he Chancellor of the Exchequer? Wouldn't it be a good idea to have someone in that post who can count to 12 without taking his shoes and socks off?

He's come up with a tax system so cumbersome, convoluted and unwieldy that he has to employ someone to explain it to him. What chance do the rest of us have? Unlike Darling and his colleagues, we can't just shove it on expenses along with everything else.
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Re: Expense Claims...
« Reply #178 on: May 27, 2009, 07:22:26 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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« Reply #179 on: May 28, 2009, 12:18:07 PM »