As previously reported I detest Scotland.
I spent an unpleasant holiday there in 1968 and made the mistake of returning in 1986 when I was shouted at by religious nutters (daily through my letter box), treated appallingly in restaurants and had my car tyres bitten by dogs.
There are too many effing Scots here buggering things up (Gordo for starters and many of his cronies)
The bastards get too much of our tax money.
Even the Romans, who managed to conquer most of the known world, recognised Scottish awfulness and just built a wall round it to keep the bastards in
ANd lo, my new contract requires me to go to this frightful pit of a country repeatedly for about 4 years, starting on Monday.
I shall post unbiassed and objective bulletins of my experiences.
It is all going to be frightful.
First stop: Glasgow