TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread

[Nick]

I see I have earned 6 FlyBe points. This will entitle me to 'one free flight' (as long as I pay the tax and stuff. Well since the flight only costs about 60p and the taxes are about £90 ( ) it ain't much of a reward 

[Snoopy]

You will, being so pure, be declaring this reward when you claim your expenses of course.

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

3 days without a post....when do we call out the search party 

[Pastis]

Perhaps he's done a Reggie Perrin ..     Either that or a surfeit of neeps has laid him low 

[Snoopy]

He seems to forget all about his friends when he is having a wild time in Scotland.

I wonder why he titled the thread "Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread"

"Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread posted after the event" would perhaps have been better

But for accuracy

"Nick's moans about having been to Scotland"

[Miss Demeanour]

A fair reflection.

He's probably too busy with his new friends to even give us a second thought 

[Snoopy]

P'raps we need to get in some bagpipes.  All wear ginger wigs and speak in an unintelligible accent, say "See you Jimmy" a lot.
DS could supply the Neeps.

Make the lad feel welcome like.

[Miss Demeanour]

I'll bring the Tizer 

[Nick]

I have brought back a present for Mrs Nick and the Boy 

I am sure it will be appreciated 

It is an haggis 

[Miss Demeanour]

I am sure that they are just delighted by the fact that you are home . No need to bring pressies - especially when it is haggis 

[Nick]

FUll report on Scottish idiocy later

[Bar Wench]

I don't do haggis. The humiliation of the haggis bird story stills hangs over me like a cloak of darkness. 

[Nick]

 

[Snoopy]

FUll report on Scottish idiocy later

LATER?
That's nbg, we have been sat waiting to hear the live, up to the minute, as it happens experiences ~ not some regurgitated memories. For the memories we are happy to wait for the film to come out or at least the autobiog.