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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #210 on: June 30, 2009, 04:36:08 PM »
The sun has finally made an appearance. Why did I bring sunglasses?  noooo:

Still, it has to be said the view of the Forth Road Bridge and the Estuary are quite spectacular. Guinness is ?3.50 in this place, robbing bastards  noooo:
Isn't it the rail bridge which is spectacular like...?  whistle:

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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #213 on: June 30, 2009, 04:40:07 PM »
Funnily enough, looking at the cars going over it - as I had to to get here in the first place - I realised that I was looking at the ROAD bridge. And I know that the RAIL bridge is supposedly better but I couldn't see it because of the fog.

Thus, in my post, I wrote ROAD bridge. Cappiche, nincompoop?!

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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #214 on: June 30, 2009, 04:43:28 PM »
Funnily enough, looking at the cars going over it - as I had to to get here in the first place - I realised that I was looking at the ROAD bridge. And I know that the RAIL bridge is supposedly better but I couldn't see it because of the fog.

Thus, in my post, I wrote ROAD bridge. Cappiche, nincompoop?!
Well, you would say that wouldn't you...?  ::)
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #215 on: June 30, 2009, 04:44:26 PM »
Now, TMR cab services has to go and retrieve MrsTMR2BB from her place of werk.

THEN, I can have another beer  evil:

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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #216 on: June 30, 2009, 06:20:37 PM »
I asked the barman here what whiskey he recommends, since they don't have Black Bush.

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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #217 on: June 30, 2009, 06:25:11 PM »
You made sure he heard the e in whiskey I take it?  whistle:
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« Reply #218 on: June 30, 2009, 06:52:02 PM »
Of course. He looked straight through me like a cow chewing the cud...

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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #220 on: June 30, 2009, 07:55:22 PM »
Of course. He looked straight through me like a cow chewing the cud...

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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #221 on: June 30, 2009, 08:15:41 PM »
Dinner was very nice, apart from a bit of mouldy garlic bread  evil:

A subtle word relaying this fact led to a tenner off the bill and a free drink for the pair of us - large red wines are now with us and the Maitre D' has kicked up a huge fuss with the kitchen. He seems a good chap and hopefully Mrs TMRBB forthcoming 7 weeks up here will go swimmingly.

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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #222 on: June 30, 2009, 08:18:59 PM »
Are they ginger?  scared2:
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #224 on: June 30, 2009, 08:33:53 PM »
Are they ginger?  scared2:

The cross hairs on a sight are black, Nick. Ok?
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