TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread

[Barman]

My knowledge of Scottish geography is sketchy. I know I am flying to Glasgow on June 8th, so I booked the hotel I stayed in last time 

I now find I have to go to GREENOCK!! Looked at a map. 

40 minute train ride at least, which means being on the train at about fooking 7.30 in the morning and then Greenock to fooking Edinburgh on the train later. Have you seen how far Edinburgh is from Greenock?  Opposite fooking coast FFS 

Why don't you just rent a car FFS?

Oh, of course... 

Bastardo 

[Nick]

I am deffo bringing my magic tricks to your party now 

[Barman]

I am deffo bringing my magic tricks to your party now 

Excellent!   

[Nick]

There is one where I make a man disappear

[Barman]

There is one where I make a man disappear

TMR?

[Nick]

Usually the party host. It gets a big laugh, especially when I shout 'Free drinks from now on' after he vanishes

[Barman]

Usually the party host. It gets a big laugh, especially when I shout 'Free drinks from now on' after he vanishes

I think we should see how 'Saw the lady in half' goes first... 

[Nick]

I think I might start off with this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHYnahPkJI8&feature=related

GOS may have to help

[Nick]

Anyhoo. Inverness tomorrow till Wednesday. Full report then 

[Snoopy]

I'll look at this from time to time ~ give us a wave ~ full hand, not two fingers.

http://www.streamdays.com/camera/view/scotland-highlands-inverness-castle

[Nick]

Inverness is a great place - the real 'in' place to be - a busy, modern, vibrant city with a real buzz.

An 'in' place to be?  What decade are they in?

[Snoopy]

Actually it is very nice ~ the weather could be better a lot of the time but the people are quite ............ errrrrr....... normal compared to some I know.

[Snoopy]

Nick's very quiet ~ do you suppose he's missed Scotland and ended up somewhere else?

[Darwins Selection]

Nick's very quiet ~ do you suppose he's missed Scotland and ended up somewhere else?

Probably on a doomed search for the other three-and-twenty virgins. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Nick's very quiet ~ do you suppose he's missed Scotland and ended up somewhere else?

Probably on a doomed search for the other three-and-twenty virgins. 

 


He's only fifteen minutes away from my son, and believe me fifteen miles away that far North, is the equivalent to right next door to, he could go and visit in my place like, say hello and have some nice tea and deep fried haggis.