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[Pastis]

I flew to Inverness once. Highland cattle and a shed for arrivals 

[Nick]

Highland cattle?  The shaggy sort?

[Barman]

Highland cattle?  The shaggy sort?

No, the ground crew sort... 

[Pastis]

Highland cattle?  The shaggy sort?

Indeed. Shaggy and horn-ed 

[Miss Demeanour]

Sounds like an in-depth study you undertook there Pastis 

[Pastis]

I have the photos somewhere 

[Snoopy]

We call them "Trossachs" because every postcard anyone has ever sent us from their holidays in Scotland seem to be labelled "The Trossachs" and always have one of those hairy Scottish Cows in the picture. Therefore the children became convinced that the cows rather than the Hills were "The Trossachs"

[Nick]

No, that's a picture of a Glaswegian lady with a new hairdo

[Snoopy]

No ~ this is a picture of a Scottish cow with a new hairdo.

[Nick]

Hard to tell them apart. I realised in Glasgow that I got incensed by the accents because whenever I hear Scottish accents normally it is from Martin, Brown, Broon, Reid, McFall and the rest 

[Snoopy]

Serious head < There are as many variants on the Scottish accent as there are on the English accent> end of serious mode

[tel]

We got longhorns in Surrey, just down the road from here, though not for much longer.

http://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/s/99083_trust_plans_to_fence_off_most_of_heath_and_replace_cattle

[Nick]

Serious head < There are as many variants on the Scottish accent as there are on the English accent> end of serious mode

I know. But they are all Scottish 

[Nick]

We got longhorns in Surrey, just down the road from here, though not for much longer.

http://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/s/99083_trust_plans_to_fence_off_most_of_heath_and_replace_cattle

You will have to eat them. Make sure you FlyMo them first

[Snoopy]

We got longhorns in Surrey, just down the road from here, though not for much longer.

http://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/s/99083_trust_plans_to_fence_off_most_of_heath_and_replace_cattle

Grand wee beasties for keeping the gorse and heather under control. B@st@rd things will eat almost anything actually and can be left out in all weathers. Useful animal taken all in all. Taste good too.