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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #150 on: June 28, 2009, 10:53:47 AM »
Why? I'm going to London  whacky115
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« Reply #151 on: June 28, 2009, 10:55:49 AM »
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #152 on: June 28, 2009, 01:22:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 11, 2009, 08:03:16 AM
I apper around a corner dressed entirely in black and wearing shades. Children become hysterical and start screaming   eeek:

Isnt that the normal reaction to your appearance, whatever you are wearing at the time?  whistle:
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #153 on: June 28, 2009, 04:18:01 PM »
Gatwick Airport is bleedin' mobbed :-(
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #154 on: June 28, 2009, 04:41:14 PM »
And the 'kin flight is delayed. Bastard Sleazy Jet.
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #155 on: June 28, 2009, 04:54:20 PM »
Have you managed to get through security yet? Did your trousers fall down?  eveilgrin:
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #156 on: June 28, 2009, 05:04:14 PM »
I sailed straight through security. Mrs TMR2B got stopped :-)
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #157 on: June 28, 2009, 05:10:13 PM »
What did they take off her?
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #158 on: June 28, 2009, 07:10:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 28, 2009, 05:10:13 PM
What did they take off her?

TMR  whistle:
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #159 on: June 28, 2009, 09:04:30 PM »
Nah, i bet they are tucked up in bed now. Full of haggis and suchlike and planning to dye their hair ginger to blend in
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #160 on: June 28, 2009, 09:05:37 PM »
Finally arrived. Tonight we are staying in the only hotel that was available. It is, to be frank, horrible. The natives in the bar all went quiet when we walked in - a real "American Werewolf in London" moment. Most of the natives in the bar appear to have some sort of physical impairment. And it's Karaoke night. Not good.
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #161 on: June 28, 2009, 09:06:17 PM »
So where are you staying the rest of the week? Cardboard boxes  scared2:
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #162 on: June 28, 2009, 09:22:44 PM »
A nicer hotel. A lot nicer. Mrs TMR (to be) has sorted a lovely one out.

And the beer just has to be better than in this place. There is a sign up in the bar saying "No Sectarian Singing", so I shall refrain from the "Could you use a chicken supper Bobby Sands" ditty...

There is a disabled (mentally) fat woman sitting beside us and she is humming and stroking herself. A total fruit-loop.
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #163 on: June 28, 2009, 09:23:59 PM »
Welcome to Scotty Land!

Have you ever checked this site?

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/

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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #164 on: June 28, 2009, 09:41:17 PM »
I have, Mrs TMR2B doesn't...

We are the only people staying in the hotel...
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