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Offline Nick

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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #180 on: June 29, 2009, 11:05:23 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 29, 2009, 11:04:36 AM
Not at my peril but at my home. (blank at work)

Mike Leigh rools, OK?
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #181 on: June 29, 2009, 11:12:52 AM »
Nuts in May?
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #182 on: June 29, 2009, 11:13:17 AM »
The hotel does look a bit like that, Snoops  eeek:
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #183 on: June 29, 2009, 11:13:23 AM »
Yes, the Zoo Song  noooo:
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #184 on: June 29, 2009, 03:11:31 PM »
The sun is now shining in East Porridge-Wogland and I have read the newspapers, done the crosswords and Sudokus and now I am typing this. Praise be to the Orange dongle.  Mrs TMRBB is werking "compacted hours" so that we can leave early on Friday. This does, of course, mean that I am somewhat unable to imbibe as I am the only one insured to drive the horrid hire car and I have to pick her up from the office.   cry:

The little town we are in, just outside Dunfirmline has: 1 pub (we are in it), 1 bookies, 1 Funeral Directors, 3 take-away shops, 1 newsagent, 2 banks/Building Societies, 1 cafe, 1 hairdresser and 1 mini-market type thing.

I am now sitting in the room, listening to women grunt on BBC1.

Tomorrow we move to a "better" hotel...
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #185 on: June 29, 2009, 03:17:41 PM »
Orange!  scared2:
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #186 on: June 29, 2009, 03:30:59 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 29, 2009, 03:17:41 PM
Orange!  scared2:

My brief walk around the asylum revealed 14 Rangers shirts being worn. 2 Hearts and 1 Hibs. I think the Orange connection holds no fear for me here!
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #187 on: June 29, 2009, 06:29:33 PM »
Holy mother of fuck, I have never seen so many inbreds. It's like something out of "The Hills Have Eyes".
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #188 on: June 29, 2009, 06:30:47 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 29, 2009, 06:29:33 PM
Holy mother of fuck, I have never seen so many inbreds. It's like something out of "The Hills Have Eyes".
Be careful!  scared2:
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #189 on: June 29, 2009, 06:32:04 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #190 on: June 29, 2009, 06:48:57 PM »
Perhaps saying "Andy Murray is a bit of a twat" wasn't the wisest thing to do...
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #191 on: June 29, 2009, 06:53:02 PM »
It's a good job you've already had the snip  lol:
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #192 on: June 29, 2009, 09:59:27 PM »
The natives in the pub - those who can actually speak - asked if I drank whisky. I told them I can only drink whiskey. Silence ensued.
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #193 on: June 30, 2009, 06:20:52 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 29, 2009, 09:59:27 PM
The natives in the pub - those who can actually speak - asked if I drank whisky. I told them I can only drink whiskey. Silence ensued.
noooo:

It will end in tears for sure...
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #194 on: June 30, 2009, 08:03:55 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 29, 2009, 09:59:27 PM
The natives in the pub - those who can actually speak - asked if I drank whisky. I told them I can only drink whiskey. Silence ensued.

Ask for a posh cocktail.


Irn Bru and surgical spirit.
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