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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #195 on: June 30, 2009, 09:54:23 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 29, 2009, 06:48:57 PM
Perhaps saying "Andy Murray is a bit of a twat" wasn't the wisest thing to do...

Maybe not wise but true ~ Mrs S#2 was at school with his mother ~ says she was/is a right cow. Seems she received a wild card to Wimbledon as a Junior (age 17) and got beaten in the first round on an outside court with an audience of about five. Mrs S#2 says that ever since she has channelled all her energies into gaining fame and has used her children to fulfil her own ambitions. Not a popular lady in this household as you may gather.
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #196 on: June 30, 2009, 01:42:26 PM »
Hotel #2 now. A lot better, but isolated so I'm pretty much stuck here.

Oh, and ladies - a quick question, if going away for 5 FUCKING DAYS, why is there the need to pack enough clothes for a bleedin' fortnight?  cussing:
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #197 on: June 30, 2009, 02:03:38 PM »
1) nice to have a choice
2) weather is changable
3) you might break the habit of a lifetime and take us somewhere posh
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #198 on: June 30, 2009, 02:14:18 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 30, 2009, 02:03:38 PM
1) nice to have a choice
2) weather is changable
3) you might break the habit of a lifetime and take us somewhere posh

1) She's werking, like - 5 business suits is fine, but why the need for 10 other changes when she doesn't finish until 6pm and then just wants food, a few drinks and schluffy-byes?
2) Not in an air-conditioned office it isn't
3) SHE brought ME here  cussing:
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #199 on: June 30, 2009, 03:26:23 PM »
The sun has finally made an appearance. Why did I bring sunglasses?  noooo:

Still, it has to be said the view of the Forth Road Bridge and the Estuary are quite spectacular. Guinness is ?3.50 in this place, robbing bastards  noooo:
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #200 on: June 30, 2009, 03:26:55 PM »
Wenchy we do try and educate these blokeys here but to no avail.....

It's simples - you just have to remember the 1 golden rule..... A GIRL NEEDS OPTIONS

That can be applied to any or all situations  cloud9:

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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #201 on: June 30, 2009, 03:27:19 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 30, 2009, 03:26:23 PM
The sun has finally made an appearance. Why did I bring sunglasses?  noooo:

Still, it has to be said the view of the Forth Road Bridge and the Estuary are quite spectacular. Guinness is ?3.50 in this place, robbing bastards  noooo:
Isn't it the rail bridge which is spectacular like...?  whistle:
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #202 on: June 30, 2009, 03:29:24 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 30, 2009, 03:27:19 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 30, 2009, 03:26:23 PM
The sun has finally made an appearance. Why did I bring sunglasses?  noooo:

Still, it has to be said the view of the Forth Road Bridge and the Estuary are quite spectacular. Guinness is ?3.50 in this place, robbing bastards  noooo:
Isn't it the rail bridge which is spectacular like...?  whistle:

Well the road bridge isn't exactly a nail either, so button it chrome-dome!
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #203 on: June 30, 2009, 03:32:00 PM »
With the bucket he's currently "zinc-dome"  ;)
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #204 on: June 30, 2009, 03:43:06 PM »
Holey zinc-dome in fact  ;)
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #205 on: June 30, 2009, 03:43:50 PM »
as Robin might say to Batman.
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #206 on: June 30, 2009, 04:04:07 PM »
After a whole thirty minutes, the sun has now fucked off behind the cloud and the sea mist is starting to roll in..

I was updating my blog a few minutes ago, with some complimentary and some not-so complimentary comments about the mongnatives and didn't realise the Maitre D' was standing right behind me and would have had full view  scared2:

We're eating here tonight, I hope he sees the funny side of it...
















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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #207 on: June 30, 2009, 04:09:14 PM »
Blog?
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #208 on: June 30, 2009, 04:24:28 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #209 on: June 30, 2009, 04:33:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 30, 2009, 04:09:14 PM
Blog?

It helps us unemployeds pass the time... whistle:
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