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MILF on a plate
« on: May 08, 2009, 12:43:36 PM »
Blimey!  eeek:

In the Village there are some nice MILFs. ONe I have always fancied. The lovely S. We have mutual friends. She has, on the rare occasions that we have met socially (twice a year?), been amiable, even flirty.

She has a boring husband (engineer)  noooo:

She parked her car earlier outside my house. Tesco were delivering so I waved at her, cheerily. She had gone off to the pub for a girly lunch

She just knocked at the door. Flat tyre  rubschin:

I gave her a coffee (she had called the AA)

We got chatting. I gave her a HobNob

She, um, asked where Mrs Nick was. Work. What time is she back? 6

'We have lots of time then'  scared2:  eyes: (she has had some collapso)

Me, weakly, 'Well the AA will be here soon'

Her: 'After that'  eyes:

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Tempting, I admit. Fortunately the AA got here sharpish. I have locked the door  confused:

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Re: MILF on a plate
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2009, 12:49:42 PM »
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Re: MILF on a plate
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2009, 12:49:57 PM »
Who let the air out of tyre. You or her?
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Re: MILF on a plate
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2009, 12:50:31 PM »
Not me, guv  noooo:
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Re: MILF on a plate
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2009, 12:51:32 PM »
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Re: MILF on a plate
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2009, 12:54:36 PM »
"I gave her a HobNob"

What number euphemism is that again?  To save me looking it up, like.
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Re: MILF on a plate
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2009, 12:55:27 PM »
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Re: MILF on a plate
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2009, 01:01:28 PM »
If it was only a flat tyre, could you not go out there and fix the spare for her? An act of gallantry I would have thought that would

i) See her on her way
ii) Absolve you from temptation and
iii) Raise your stock for later eventualities
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Re: MILF on a plate
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2009, 01:04:42 PM »
The AA were on their way  Banghead Banghead
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Re: MILF on a plate
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2009, 01:12:43 PM »
Oh  redface:

Well, just take my post as a plan for the future  ;)
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Re: MILF on a plate
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2009, 01:17:01 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 08, 2009, 01:12:43 PM
. .  just take my 'post' as a plan for the future

That's just what he said to her.  eyes:
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Re: MILF on a plate
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2009, 01:25:25 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 08, 2009, 01:17:01 PM
Quote from: Pastis on May 08, 2009, 01:12:43 PM
. .  just take my 'post' as a plan for the future

That's just what he said to her.  eyes:
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Re: MILF on a plate
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2009, 02:14:54 PM »
How many times do I have to say: "It is often a mistake to sleep with a woman but it is ALWAYS a mistake not to"?
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Re: MILF on a plate
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2009, 02:20:37 PM »
Sleeping was not on her mind  eeek:

So you DO want her number
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Re: MILF on a plate
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2009, 02:32:46 PM »
Sleep in this context is a euphemism for "have sex with" and no, Thank you, she would not want a call from me ~ it was you that passed up on the opportunity. I can find my own.
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