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Offline Nick

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Fooking SATS
« on: May 08, 2009, 02:50:22 PM »
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Next week is SATS week (ask Wench)

Everyone is supposed to be wound up about this. It's a crock of shite. No benefit to the kids. Stats for Ed Balls.  evil:

I have just informed the skool that The Boy will not be there on Tuesday a.m. They were quite rough about it. Well fook off. He has passed 11+ and all this shite is for Ed Balls an=d gummant stats and that is all. So fook off!  evil:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Fooking SATS
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2009, 03:06:05 PM »
You tell 'em Nick.

My children's secondary school should have received their year 6 SATS scores to help them grade their position in the new intake. They never did and did it make any difference? Of course not.
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Re: Fooking SATS
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2009, 03:19:02 PM »
Quite!  evil:
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Re: Fooking SATS
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2009, 03:23:00 PM »
We don't have SATS in Wales ~ and the boys don't go to school anyway. whistle:
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Re: Fooking SATS
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2009, 03:24:20 PM »
Quite!
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Re: Fooking SATS
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2009, 03:52:52 PM »
SATS suck. Mr Wench is in more of an arse than usual.
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Re: Fooking SATS
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2009, 03:53:46 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 13, 2009, 03:52:52 PM
SATS suck. Mr Wench is in more of an arse than usual.
Hard to imagine...  rubschin:
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Re: Fooking SATS
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2009, 03:55:50 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 13, 2009, 03:52:52 PM
SATS suck. Mr Wench is in more of an arse than usual.

I am sure he is also grateful for your unwavering support.
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Re: Fooking SATS
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2009, 08:55:39 AM »
Between SATS, his beloved football team missing promotion playoffs by one goal, the move of said team to new stadium, various aches and pains from the wii, me banning chocolate from the house etc etc etc etc etc he has been far worse to live with than usual.  noooo:
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Re: Fooking SATS
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2009, 09:08:06 AM »
Banning chocolate from the house  eeek: - what madness is this ? noooo:

I hope you have a hidden supply stashed away somewhere  rubschin:

Isn't it time you had another holiday Wenchy - let him suffer alone  cloud9:

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Re: Fooking SATS
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2009, 09:09:13 AM »
I suspect he suffers less when he is alone  whistle:
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Re: Fooking SATS
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2009, 09:13:21 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 14, 2009, 09:08:06 AM
Banning chocolate from the house  eeek: - what madness is this ? noooo:

I hope you have a hidden supply stashed away somewhere  rubschin:

Isn't it time you had another holiday Wenchy - let him suffer alone  cloud9:



I'm packing him off to Wales for the weekend!  cloud9:
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Re: Fooking SATS
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2009, 09:19:50 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 14, 2009, 09:13:21 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 14, 2009, 09:08:06 AM
Banning chocolate from the house  eeek: - what madness is this ? noooo:

I hope you have a hidden supply stashed away somewhere  rubschin:

Isn't it time you had another holiday Wenchy - let him suffer alone  cloud9:



I'm packing him off to Wales for the weekend!  cloud9:

Smart move  8)
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Re: Fooking SATS
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2009, 09:21:34 AM »
I am in the lovely position of not knowing/caring what SATs are.  lol:
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Re: Fooking SATS
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2009, 09:41:36 AM »
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