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Offline Uncle Mort

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What a shame
« on: May 11, 2009, 03:29:25 PM »
Such a perfect couple as well.  whistle:

Jordan and Peter Andre separating

Celebrity couple Katie Price and Peter Andre are to separate after four-and-a half years of marriage, the couple's management company have confirmed.


management company ~ good grief  ::)
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Re: What a shame
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2009, 03:40:19 PM »
Well what a complete and utter surprise that was  noooo:

Wait for the 'tell all' stories and the interviews after a 'decent' period of time has elapsed - rough estimates of about 2 weeks for such revelations  ::)
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Re: What a shame
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2009, 03:50:34 PM »
Mrs TG will be gutted.  point:

I suspect Andre will now disappear into deserved obscurity.

Katie will now marry a horse.
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Re: What a shame
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2009, 03:55:26 PM »
Quote from: TG on May 11, 2009, 03:50:34 PM
Katie will now marry a horse.

Horses do have standards TG  whistle:
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Re: What a shame
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2009, 04:57:17 PM »
Also, what a shame, Amy Winehorse boo'ed off stage in St Lucia. Apparently she was half cut and could barely stand up  whistle:

Management Co. response:
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"Amy would like to express her disappointment that weather forced the abandonment of her show at the St. Lucia Jazz Festival. The set started well, but as the heavens opened, a number of technical difficulties occurred on stage, culminating with the lighting rig failing for two songs. In addition, rain began to flood the technical wings at the side of the stage which caused sound problems. Amy and the band tried to soldier on but the set had to be cut short.
Amy is very disappointed as St. Lucia has been wonderful to her and its people have welcomed her with open arms, but circumstances beyond anyone's control meant that this special show did not go as planned."

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Re: What a shame
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2009, 05:01:42 PM »
Celebs aint wot they used to be...  noooo:
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Re: What a shame
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2009, 05:49:20 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2009, 05:01:42 PM
Celebs aint wot they used to be...  noooo:

Indeed.  noooo:

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Re: What a shame
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2009, 06:11:55 PM »
DS, there's something rather disturbing about seeing you upside down; isn't the blood rushing to your head?  happy100
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Re: What a shame
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2009, 06:15:12 PM »
We've always thought he was a bit batty  redface:



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Re: What a shame
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2009, 06:16:45 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 11, 2009, 06:15:12 PM
We've always thought he was a bit batty  redface:



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Hat, coat, slam is I think the phrase you are looking for...  lol:
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Re: What a shame
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2009, 06:32:10 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 11, 2009, 06:11:55 PM
DS, there's something rather disturbing about seeing you upside down; isn't the blood rushing to your head?  happy100
I am feeling a little better now.
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Re: What a shame
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2009, 08:03:20 AM »
Isn't that illegal?
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Re: What a shame
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2009, 06:48:53 AM »
The breakdown of the Jordan/Peter Andre marriage which rocked the showbiz fraternity was given an added twist today when a clearly distraught Pete was seen outside the family residence pleading to be granted custody of one of Jordan's breasts.

"They were mine," he drooled. "Now we've split up I should be entitled to half of everything. I'm entitled to a tit and I'll pursue that claim through the courts if necessary. For God's sake, doesn't a man need something to snuggle up to in the wee small hours? You wouldn't want to snuggle up to that acid tongue of hers, so asking for one tit seems perfectly reasonable."

The Aussie singer, who first found fame by marrying Jordan is not renowned for anything in particular, other than marrying the world's most famous tits.


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Re: What a shame
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2009, 06:52:35 AM »
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Re: What a shame
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2009, 07:25:55 AM »
The problem with that marriage was that there were three tits in it. 8)
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