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Offline Steve

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1350 on: February 21, 2014, 10:59:44 PM »
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« Reply #1351 on: February 22, 2014, 05:09:03 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 21, 2014, 09:10:51 PM
Top two stories on the news tonight....





Ukraine and UK rain...... redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1352 on: February 22, 2014, 06:00:13 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 22, 2014, 05:09:03 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 21, 2014, 09:10:51 PM
Top two stories on the news tonight....





Ukraine and UK rain...... redface:

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It's in here.... evil:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1353 on: February 24, 2014, 06:17:20 PM »

First day back at school.





Attendance call on the first day back at school in Tower Hamlets....London





The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:






"Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?"           "Here."








"Achmed El Kabul?"             "Here."








"Fatima Al Hayek? "              "Here."








"Ali Abdul Olmi?"                 "Here."








"Mohammed Bin Kadir?"      "Here."








"Ali Son al Len”                  Silence in the classroom.








"Ali Son al Len" Continued silence as everyone looked around the room.








She repeated, "Is this the name of any child here?"









A girl stood and said, "I think that's me, Miss.   It's pronounced Alison Allen"
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1354 on: February 24, 2014, 06:23:51 PM »
Quote from: Steve on February 24, 2014, 06:17:20 PM

First day back at school.





Attendance call on the first day back at school in Tower Hamlets....London





The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:






"Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?"           "Here."








"Achmed El Kabul?"             "Here."








"Fatima Al Hayek? "              "Here."








"Ali Abdul Olmi?"                 "Here."








"Mohammed Bin Kadir?"      "Here."








"Ali Son al Len”                  Silence in the classroom.








"Ali Son al Len" Continued silence as everyone looked around the room.








She repeated, "Is this the name of any child here?"









A girl stood and said, "I think that's me, Miss.   It's pronounced Alison Allen"


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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1355 on: February 24, 2014, 08:01:24 PM »
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« Reply #1356 on: February 25, 2014, 07:28:31 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1357 on: February 25, 2014, 07:06:35 PM »
Winter Olympics gold medal winner Lizzie Yarnold is voted the second most famous Brit to ever ride a skeleton.....

after David Beckham.
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« Reply #1358 on: February 25, 2014, 07:17:39 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on February 25, 2014, 07:06:35 PM
Winter Olympics gold medal winner Lizzie Yarnold is voted the second most famous Brit to ever ride a skeleton.....

after David Beckham.


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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1359 on: February 26, 2014, 04:13:51 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 25, 2014, 07:17:39 PM
Quote from: Baldy on February 25, 2014, 07:06:35 PM
Winter Olympics gold medal winner Lizzie Yarnold is voted the second most famous Brit to ever ride a skeleton.....

after David Beckham.


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« Reply #1360 on: February 26, 2014, 02:27:07 PM »
Gay rights group Stonewall has an advert on the buses with a picture of a white man and a black man and the slogan: "One is gay. If that bothers people, our work continues."........




My first thought was: "Probably the nigger."............

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« Reply #1361 on: February 26, 2014, 02:54:50 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 26, 2014, 02:27:07 PM
Gay rights group Stonewall has an advert on the buses with a picture of a white man and a black man and the slogan: "One is gay. If that bothers people, our work continues."........




My first thought was: "Probably the nigger."............

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1362 on: March 03, 2014, 08:46:22 AM »
I get really pissed off with people contaminating our waters. Yesterday, I caught some guy emptying ash into the ocean.
"You do know you're not allowed to dump your waste in the ocean?" I said
"It was my wife," he sobbed.

"Yeah right, I just saw you doing it," I replied, before punching him in the face.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1363 on: March 03, 2014, 08:52:12 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 03, 2014, 08:46:22 AM
I get really pissed off with people contaminating our waters. Yesterday, I caught some guy emptying ash into the ocean.
"You do know you're not allowed to dump your waste in the ocean?" I said
"It was my wife," he sobbed.

"Yeah right, I just saw you doing it," I replied, before punching him in the face.

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1364 on: March 03, 2014, 09:54:30 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 03, 2014, 08:46:22 AM
I get really pissed off with people contaminating our waters. Yesterday, I caught some guy emptying ash into the ocean.
"You do know you're not allowed to dump your waste in the ocean?" I said
"It was my wife," he sobbed.

"Yeah right, I just saw you doing it," I replied, before punching him in the face.

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