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A woman goes to her doctor's office,to discuss a strange development.She has discovered a green spot on the inside of each thigh.They won't wash off,they won't scrape off,and they seem to be getting worse. The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem,and tells her not to worry until he gets the tests back.A few days later,the woman's phone rings.Much to her relief,it's the doctor.She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.The doctor says,"You're perfectly healthy-there's no problem.But I'm wondering was your boyfriend that Harley guy in the waiting room?"The woman stammers,"Why,yes,but how did you know?""Tell him his earings ain't real gold"
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 23, 2014, 09:38:41 AMA woman goes to her doctor's office,to discuss a strange development.She has discovered a green spot on the inside of each thigh.They won't wash off,they won't scrape off,and they seem to be getting worse. The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem,and tells her not to worry until he gets the tests back.A few days later,the woman's phone rings.Much to her relief,it's the doctor.She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.The doctor says,"You're perfectly healthy-there's no problem.But I'm wondering was your boyfriend that Harley guy in the waiting room?"The woman stammers,"Why,yes,but how did you know?""Tell him his earings ain't real gold"
Quote from: Barman on December 23, 2014, 09:42:53 AMQuote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 23, 2014, 09:38:41 AMA woman goes to her doctor's office,to discuss a strange development.She has discovered a green spot on the inside of each thigh.They won't wash off,they won't scrape off,and they seem to be getting worse. The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem,and tells her not to worry until he gets the tests back.A few days later,the woman's phone rings.Much to her relief,it's the doctor.She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.The doctor says,"You're perfectly healthy-there's no problem.But I'm wondering was your boyfriend that Harley guy in the waiting room?"The woman stammers,"Why,yes,but how did you know?""Tell him his earings ain't real gold"
The average person has sex 89 times a year..........BM is gonna be busy tomorrow..........
I'm glad they found the door for the latest missing plane...........At least we can have some closure on this one..............
How many divorced Men does it take to screw in a light bulb?...........Who knows; they never get the fvcking house.................
