Hat, coat...

[Barman]

Ched Evans has agreed personal terms with Oldham Athletic............





Shame he couldn't do that with his women!......................

 

[apc2010]

Ched Evans is back in football..............





Now we'll see just how athletic the women of Oldham really are..........

[apc2010]

I went to a fancy dress party in Birmingham where the theme was "spice".......................






I went as a chilli but everyone else was an astronaut...............

[Darwins Selection]

"Dignitas has opened a new clinic in Birmingham, why not call them to die?"

[Steve]

I went to a fancy dress party in Birmingham where the theme was "spice".......................






I went as a chilli but everyone else was an astronaut...............

[Barman]

I went to a fancy dress party in Birmingham where the theme was "spice".......................






I went as a chilli but everyone else was an astronaut...............

[Barman]

Ched Evans is back in football..............





Now we'll see just how athletic the women of Oldham really are..........

[Barman]

"Dignitas has opened a new clinic in Birmingham, why not call them to die?"

 

[apc2010]

You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water........



If it sinks: girl ant............




If it floats: boy ant,,,,,,,,,,

[Darwins Selection]

You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water........



If it sinks: girl ant............




If it floats: boy ant,,,,,,,,,,

If it argues that it is a worker ant and thus neuter proving that the test is invalid ........ ped ant

[apc2010]

You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water........



If it sinks: girl ant............




If it floats: boy ant,,,,,,,,,,

If it argues that it is a worker ant and thus neuter proving that the test is invalid ........ ped ant

 

[Barman]

You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water........



If it sinks: girl ant............




If it floats: boy ant,,,,,,,,,,

If it argues that it is a worker ant and thus neuter proving that the test is invalid ........ ped ant

 

[Just One More]

My blonde wife called me at work and said she can't find her glasses, so I told her to use her contacts. She rang me back an hour later to say she had called everyone in her phone and none of them knew where they were either

[Just One More]

Sad news, just heard that our local muslim optician has passed away - Asif Eyecare

[apc2010]

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