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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #165 on: November 06, 2010, 05:02:21 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #166 on: November 23, 2010, 10:11:46 PM »
I hear that the people of Afghanistan don't like the Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi do.


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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #167 on: December 11, 2010, 03:04:19 PM »
I had a series of accidents when I was in local amateur dramatics - I kept falling through the trapdoor - my doctor said it was just a stage I was going through...
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #168 on: December 11, 2010, 03:06:47 PM »
I had a series of accidents when I was in local amateur dramatics - I kept falling through the trapdoor - my doctor said it was just a stage I was going through...

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #169 on: December 12, 2010, 03:36:30 PM »


Seen at Dick's place who saw it at Davy's Place who saw it in Viz.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #170 on: December 13, 2010, 05:41:17 PM »
A woman's dead body has been discovered this morning with sperm in her eyes.

The police say she probably saw her her killer coming
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #171 on: December 13, 2010, 06:09:31 PM »
A woman's dead body has been discovered this morning with sperm in her eyes.

The police say she probably saw her her killer coming

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #172 on: December 16, 2010, 11:29:07 AM »
Snow White took a roll of film into the chemists to get it developed
She asked for their 24 hour service and next day went back to collect the snaps.
"Sorry but they're not back yet" said the assistant
So Snow White went back the following day but it was the same story. This went on for a week until Snow White demanded to see the manager. She explained her complaint and demanded he do something.
The next day she returned to the shop where the manager told her that he had spoken to the laboratory they used to develop films and they had promised to look into the matter. Snow White got very annoyed at this and the manager tried to soothe her.
Finally he promised

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"Snow White we won't let you down. I personally guarantee that ........... .........................

........................................ Some day your prints will come".
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #173 on: December 16, 2010, 11:32:29 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #174 on: December 16, 2010, 11:37:58 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #175 on: December 17, 2010, 06:42:22 AM »
My girlfriend thinks I am a stalker........


Well she is not actually my girlfriend yet.

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #176 on: December 17, 2010, 06:48:19 AM »
My girlfriend thinks I am a stalker........


Well she is not actually my girlfriend yet.

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #177 on: January 08, 2011, 10:38:25 PM »
I got a new deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. 
 
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely..
 
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #178 on: January 08, 2011, 10:41:16 PM »
I got a new deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. 
 
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely..
 


Ball or aerosol?
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #179 on: January 09, 2011, 01:29:24 AM »
The way I read it he means arsehole, not aerosol...