A couple are having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later, and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce, it will mean;
No more SHOPPING TRIPS TO Dubai,
No more Jewellery,
No more SUMMERS IN Kashmir,
No more FABULOUS BMW X5 CAR in the garage and
No more YACHT CLUB.
But, the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Kevin?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says Jack.
Susan replies, "Ours is prettier."
