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A couple are having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later, and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce, it will mean; No more SHOPPING TRIPS TO Dubai, No more Jewellery, No more SUMMERS IN Kashmir, No more FABULOUS BMW X5 CAR in the garage and No more YACHT CLUB. But, the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Kevin?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says Jack. Susan replies, "Ours is prettier."
Quote from: Baldy on April 02, 2015, 11:36:21 AMA couple are having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later, and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce, it will mean; No more SHOPPING TRIPS TO Dubai, No more Jewellery, No more SUMMERS IN Kashmir, No more FABULOUS BMW X5 CAR in the garage and No more YACHT CLUB. But, the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Kevin?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says Jack. Susan replies, "Ours is prettier."
I was sitting on the bus the other day and let out a huge fart.Four people in front of me turned around.....I felt like a contestant on The Voice.
My friend asked me if I was interested in a chess tournament..........................I said yes and he tried to sell me a sculpture of a woman's tits..........
Quote from: apc2010 on April 09, 2015, 01:34:16 PMMy friend asked me if I was interested in a chess tournament..........................I said yes and he tried to sell me a sculpture of a woman's tits..........
Now that dogs have been shown to be able to sniff out cancer,.......is this the end for the cat scan........................
Now that dogs have been shown to be able to sniff out cancer,.......o is this the end for the cat scan........................
Quote from: apc2010 on April 19, 2015, 01:39:09 PM Now that dogs have been shown to be able to sniff out cancer,.......o is this the end for the cat scan........................ Ahhh, the lab test . . . (Hat, coat, door SLAM!)
