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Offline Barman

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #210 on: May 27, 2011, 05:28:01 AM »
Quote from: miss chevious on May 26, 2011, 05:20:03 PM
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."

The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.

The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #211 on: May 27, 2011, 08:29:11 AM »

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #212 on: May 27, 2011, 08:59:10 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #213 on: May 27, 2011, 09:36:51 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #214 on: May 27, 2011, 10:08:20 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 27, 2011, 08:29:11 AM

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I showed it to Minor ..... Instantly he said "That MUST be from Uncle Nick"  lol:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #215 on: May 27, 2011, 10:10:56 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 27, 2011, 10:08:20 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 27, 2011, 08:29:11 AM

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I showed it to Minor ..... Instantly he said "That MUST be from Uncle Nick"  lol:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #216 on: May 27, 2011, 10:14:29 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #217 on: May 27, 2011, 10:26:25 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 27, 2011, 10:14:29 AM
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #218 on: May 27, 2011, 11:40:09 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #219 on: May 31, 2011, 04:50:11 PM »
A woman arrived at a party and she spotted an attractive man alone.She smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?""No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose "Carmen". "What's your name?" she asked.He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #220 on: May 31, 2011, 05:24:47 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 31, 2011, 04:50:11 PM
A woman arrived at a party and she spotted an attractive man alone.She smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?""No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose "Carmen". "What's your name?" she asked.He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."

Andrew Dice Clay used to do a line like that ... "pulling dis chick and she complains she only likes country music, and she's Jewish ... eventually she asks me my name ... I says hi, I'm Bucky Goldstein ... "
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #221 on: May 31, 2011, 06:24:54 PM »
My wife kept breaking the washing machine so I divorced her . It's right what they say, washing machines live longer with cow gone !!!
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #222 on: May 31, 2011, 06:28:52 PM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #223 on: May 31, 2011, 07:30:40 PM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #224 on: May 31, 2011, 07:40:20 PM »
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