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I've recently had an ear transplant at my local hospital and they used a pigs ear................ I'm taking it back though because I keep getting a bit of crackling...
Iam thinking of buying all my furniture and bathroom fittings from my local Chinese restaurant................. Their suite and shower is really cheap .........
Quote from: apc2010 on January 20, 2018, 09:58:01 AMIam thinking of buying all my furniture and bathroom fittings from my local Chinese restaurant................. Their suite and shower is really cheap .........
Three weeks ago I slipped in the kitchen on some spilled margarine and hurt my knee. Three weeks later, and it's still really sore. I can't believe it's not better.
Quote from: Just One More on January 20, 2018, 02:00:34 PMThree weeks ago I slipped in the kitchen on some spilled margarine and hurt my knee. Three weeks later, and it's still really sore. I can't believe it's not better.
Quote from: apc2010 on January 20, 2018, 02:21:21 PMQuote from: Just One More on January 20, 2018, 02:00:34 PMThree weeks ago I slipped in the kitchen on some spilled margarine and hurt my knee. Three weeks later, and it's still really sore. I can't believe it's not better.
So Neil Diamond is retiring because he has Parkinson's Disease. I imagine many of his loyal fans would not mind it too much if he sang in a Yorkshire accent.
Quote from: Nick on January 23, 2018, 08:02:57 AMSo Neil Diamond is retiring because he has Parkinson's Disease. I imagine many of his loyal fans would not mind it too much if he sang in a Yorkshire accent.
