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Some of you may have heard about this prick called Cal going round breaking in to people's houses around Hampshire for months, but the local police couldn't catch him. The weirdest thing about it all is he was breaking into people's houses just to ruin their washing machines by putting bricks in them & turning them on! Really weird if you ask me... Anyway, just read that he was found dead in an alley coz of a drug overdose.. It's never nice hearing of someones death, but on the bright side, washing machines live longer with Cal gone.
Quote from: Just One More on March 10, 2018, 04:55:34 PMSome of you may have heard about this prick called Cal going round breaking in to people's houses around Hampshire for months, but the local police couldn't catch him. The weirdest thing about it all is he was breaking into people's houses just to ruin their washing machines by putting bricks in them & turning them on! Really weird if you ask me... Anyway, just read that he was found dead in an alley coz of a drug overdose.. It's never nice hearing of someones death, but on the bright side, washing machines live longer with Cal gone.
I hear Donald Trump keeps a herd of antelope in the White House grounds.They are just fake gnus.
Quote from: Nick on March 16, 2018, 11:15:46 AMI hear Donald Trump keeps a herd of antelope in the White House grounds.They are just fake gnus.
Quote from: Steve on March 16, 2018, 11:45:24 AMQuote from: Nick on March 16, 2018, 11:15:46 AMI hear Donald Trump keeps a herd of antelope in the White House grounds.They are just fake gnus.
I've got a memory like one of those things that gets lumps out of flour.
Quote from: Just One More on April 20, 2018, 08:23:57 PMI've got a memory like one of those things that gets lumps out of flour.
If you are sky diving and the parachute doesn't open don't worry you have the rest of your life to fix it
Quote from: Just One More on April 20, 2018, 11:37:15 PMIf you are sky diving and the parachute doesn't open don't worry you have the rest of your life to fix it
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2018, 04:08:50 AMQuote from: Just One More on April 20, 2018, 11:37:15 PMIf you are sky diving and the parachute doesn't open don't worry you have the rest of your life to fix it
BREAKING NEWS :A man has broke into a church and threw domestos over the vicar.He's been charged with bleach of the priest.
