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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2295 on: April 08, 2019, 11:29:44 PM »
I sometimes think of how much I miss my happy days at school: Forcing new pupils' heads down the toilet and flushing it; banging on classroom doors in the science block to get chased by the teachers; having a sneaky fag round the back of the bike sheds; and, of course queueing with the rest of the lads, to grab of view of slack Jenny's tits of the sixth form.

I loved that caretaker's job.
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« Reply #2296 on: April 09, 2019, 05:29:48 AM »
I sometimes think of how much I miss my happy days at school: Forcing new pupils' heads down the toilet and flushing it; banging on classroom doors in the science block to get chased by the teachers; having a sneaky fag round the back of the bike sheds; and, of course queueing with the rest of the lads, to grab of view of slack Jenny's tits of the sixth form.

I loved that caretaker's job.

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« Reply #2297 on: April 09, 2019, 09:12:15 AM »
I sometimes think of how much I miss my happy days at school: Forcing new pupils' heads down the toilet and flushing it; banging on classroom doors in the science block to get chased by the teachers; having a sneaky fag round the back of the bike sheds; and, of course queueing with the rest of the lads, to grab of view of slack Jenny's tits of the sixth form.

I loved that caretaker's job.

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« Reply #2298 on: April 22, 2019, 09:53:05 PM »
A vegan said to me " people who sell meat..are disgusting "......

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I said "people who sell fruit and veg are grocer "...........




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« Reply #2299 on: April 22, 2019, 09:55:42 PM »
A vegan said to me " people who sell meat..are disgusting "......

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I said "people who sell fruit and veg are grocer "...........




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« Reply #2300 on: April 23, 2019, 05:48:46 AM »
A vegan said to me " people who sell meat..are disgusting "......

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I said "people who sell fruit and veg are grocer "...........




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« Reply #2301 on: April 23, 2019, 08:33:39 AM »
A vegan said to me " people who sell meat..are disgusting "......

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I said "people who sell fruit and veg are grocer "...........




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« Reply #2302 on: April 25, 2019, 01:45:16 PM »
Just been on a dieting website......... and it asked me if I accept cookies.......






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« Reply #2303 on: April 25, 2019, 02:01:13 PM »
Just been on a dieting website......... and it asked me if I accept cookies.......






is that a trick question?.............................. rubschin:.

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« Reply #2304 on: April 26, 2019, 01:36:02 PM »
Just bought a sat-nav......... Thumbs:

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Fucking Streets got no names........... eeek:

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« Reply #2305 on: April 26, 2019, 02:00:01 PM »
Just bought a sat-nav......... Thumbs:

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Fucking Streets got no names........... eeek:

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« Reply #2306 on: April 26, 2019, 10:45:32 PM »
A good romance starts with trust, kindness, and mutual respect.

A bad romance starts with RAH RAH AH AH AH.
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« Reply #2307 on: April 26, 2019, 10:47:54 PM »
A good romance starts with trust, kindness, and mutual respect.

A bad romance starts with RAH RAH AH AH AH.


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« Reply #2308 on: April 26, 2019, 11:02:08 PM »
A good romance starts with trust, kindness, and mutual respect.

A bad romance starts with RAH RAH AH AH AH.


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« Reply #2309 on: April 27, 2019, 04:41:46 AM »
A good romance starts with trust, kindness, and mutual respect.

A bad romance starts with RAH RAH AH AH AH.


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