An Irish Road Accident...........
Paddy phones an Ambulance because his mate's been hit by a Car.
Paddy: 'Get an Ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'
Operator: 'What is your location sir?'
Paddy: 'Outside number 28, Eucalyptus Street ...'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir"..???
Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
Operator: 'Are you there sir"..??
More heavy breathing and another minute later.
Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me'..??
This goes on for another few minutes until....
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me".??
Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell Eucalyptus, so I just dragged him round to number 3, Oak Street.............................
