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Quote from: apc2010 on September 13, 2019, 10:52:56 PMTeacher " name something beginning with " E " that you are not very good at ? "Pupil.... ...Spelling ........
Teacher " name something beginning with " E " that you are not very good at ? "Pupil.... ...Spelling ........
After my accident, I woke up in hospital with a sexy nurse standing over me......She said, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."........ "Fair enough," I replied, and grabbed her tits............
Quote from: apc2010 on September 15, 2019, 10:10:03 PMAfter my accident, I woke up in hospital with a sexy nurse standing over me......She said, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."........ "Fair enough," I replied, and grabbed her tits............
Went to shop to buy six cans of Sprite ...........Only when I got home I realised.........I picked 7 up............
Quote from: apc2010 on September 23, 2019, 11:23:18 PMWent to shop to buy six cans of Sprite ...........Only when I got home I realised.........I picked 7 up............
Why are there so many women archeologists......... Because women love digging up the f888ing past .........
Quote from: apc2010 on September 24, 2019, 11:32:54 PMWhy are there so many women archeologists......... Because women love digging up the f888ing past .........
Quote from: Barman on September 25, 2019, 04:37:53 AMQuote from: apc2010 on September 24, 2019, 11:32:54 PMWhy are there so many women archeologists......... Because women love digging up the f888ing past .........
Quote from: Steve on September 25, 2019, 08:57:20 AMQuote from: Barman on September 25, 2019, 04:37:53 AMQuote from: apc2010 on September 24, 2019, 11:32:54 PMWhy are there so many women archeologists......... Because women love digging up the f888ing past .........
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 25, 2019, 11:01:15 AMQuote from: Steve on September 25, 2019, 08:57:20 AMQuote from: Barman on September 25, 2019, 04:37:53 AMQuote from: apc2010 on September 24, 2019, 11:32:54 PMWhy are there so many women archeologists......... Because women love digging up the f888ing past ......... I told LL that one...
Quote from: Barman on September 25, 2019, 11:13:20 AMQuote from: Darwins Selection on September 25, 2019, 11:01:15 AMQuote from: Steve on September 25, 2019, 08:57:20 AMQuote from: Barman on September 25, 2019, 04:37:53 AMQuote from: apc2010 on September 24, 2019, 11:32:54 PMWhy are there so many women archeologists......... Because women love digging up the f888ing past ......... I told LL that one... I know the line about teaching an old dog new tricks but you would think that someone as old as BM would have learned common sense and self preservation...
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2019, 11:15:15 AMQuote from: Barman on September 25, 2019, 11:13:20 AMQuote from: Darwins Selection on September 25, 2019, 11:01:15 AMQuote from: Steve on September 25, 2019, 08:57:20 AMQuote from: Barman on September 25, 2019, 04:37:53 AMQuote from: apc2010 on September 24, 2019, 11:32:54 PMWhy are there so many women archeologists......... Because women love digging up the f888ing past ......... I told LL that one... I know the line about teaching an old dog new tricks but you would think that someone as old as BM would have learned common sense and self preservation...