Hat, coat...

[apc2010]

Every night my mate had soil stolen from his Allotment,........




I think he's losing the plot..................!!


 

[Barman]

Miss T just told me she doesn't care what she gets for Christmas this year "just make sure it's got diamonds in it" she said..........





A pack of playing cards it is then............

Or a cutting wheel! 

[apc2010]

My children keep finding their Christmas presents that I’ve hidden around the house. Someone suggested that I should just keep them in the loft...........




So I tried that last night, but their constant crying and whining kept me awake......


 All the “I’m afraid of the dark” or “I don't like it up here - there are spiders” really got on my nerves.............

 Any other suggestions.......

[Steve]

My children keep finding their Christmas presents that I’ve hidden around the house. Someone suggested that I should just keep them in the loft...........




So I tried that last night, but their constant crying and whining kept me awake......


 All the “I’m afraid of the dark” or “I don't like it up here - there are spiders” really got on my nerves.............

 Any other suggestions.......

[apc2010]

I have a superpower ...I can see inside wrapped presents .......





It;s a gift .......

[Barman]

I have a superpower ...I can see inside wrapped presents .......





It;s a gift .......

 

[Just One More]

My children keep finding their Christmas presents that I’ve hidden around the house. Someone suggested that I should just keep them in the loft...........




So I tried that last night, but their constant crying and whining kept me awake......


 All the “I’m afraid of the dark” or “I don't like it up here - there are spiders” really got on my nerves.............

 Any other suggestions.......

[Barman]

My children keep finding their Christmas presents that I’ve hidden around the house. Someone suggested that I should just keep them in the loft...........




So I tried that last night, but their constant crying and whining kept me awake......


 All the “I’m afraid of the dark” or “I don't like it up here - there are spiders” really got on my nerves.............

 Any other suggestions.......

[apc2010]

Teacher: "I want a word with four 'I's."............



Johnny: "Mississippi."...........




Teacher: "No, I need to speak to you, you speccy twat!"...........

[Barman]

Teacher: "I want a word with four 'I's."............



Johnny: "Mississippi."...........




Teacher: "No, I need to speak to you, you speccy twat!"...........

Took me a moment... 

[Just One More]

Teacher: "I want a word with four 'I's."............



Johnny: "Mississippi."...........




Teacher: "No, I need to speak to you, you speccy twat!"...........

  

[Steve]

Teacher: "I want a word with four 'I's."............



Johnny: "Mississippi."...........




Teacher: "No, I need to speak to you, you speccy twat!"...........

  

[Darwins Selection]

Teacher: "I want a word with four 'I's."............



Johnny: "Mississippi."...........




Teacher: "No, I need to speak to you, you speccy twat!"...........

  

[apc2010]

Boss..."We need to stop testing our products on animals ".......


Bob...Why ? shampoo companies do it all the time ..?........


Boss....."But we make hammers "......

[Grumpmeister]

Boss..."We need to stop testing our products on animals ".......


Bob...Why ? shampoo companies do it all the time ..?........


Boss....."But we make hammers "......

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