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Quote from: apc2010 on January 08, 2020, 12:01:15 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 08, 2020, 12:57:24 AMMy wife left me because because because because because.......Because I'm obsessed with The Wizard of Oz...........
My wife left me because because because because because.......Because I'm obsessed with The Wizard of Oz...........
A man was run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then another red one.......Police say "There's no easy way to tell his family"..........
Snagged the neighbour's bag of rocket salad today,....................But it went off before I could eat it................
Bought a bag of rocket salad today,....................But it went off before I could eat it................
Quote from: apc2010 on January 10, 2020, 11:44:10 PMBought a bag of rocket salad today,....................But it went off before I could eat it................
Of all the utensils invented to eat rice - How the fuck did two little sticks win?
Quote from: Just One More on January 11, 2020, 09:02:24 AMOf all the utensils invented to eat rice - How the fuck did two little sticks win?
A chap I know got sacked from his job at the calendar factory... All he did was take a day off...